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 TheStep
8 months ago
« Alton :It's probably not as exciting as we all imagine.
What are you imagining?

She's a top secret turtle-killer for the government, who is sent out to kill as many turtles as possible and retrieve their skulls for analysis!
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 donteatp...
8 months ago
« TheStep : What are you imagining?

She's a top secret turtle-killer for the government, who is sent out to kill as many turtles as possible and retrieve their skulls for analysis!
haha.

I assumed she was former Channel 4 correspondant April O'Neil, who was scorned by the love of an adolescent turtle and has vowed to go on a murderous rampage killing turtles until her lover returns to her arms.

But I'm a romantic.
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 kakana
8 months ago
Turtles, fresh soup.
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 spamtrap
8 months ago
I think I am going to spoil the fun for some. When I wrote girl it is because of her gender, I usually refer to females as "girls" no matter how many kids of her are over the legal drinking age. Still she is friendly and that is a very important trait for me in everyone.
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 TraumaMa...
8 months ago

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 Alton
8 months ago
« TheStep : What are you imagining?

She's a top secret turtle-killer for the government, who is sent out to kill as many turtles as possible and retrieve their skulls for analysis!
Well, he keeps referring to bite marks on the skulls so I'm imagining this woman that eats raw turtle heads for fun. Maybe she sucks the brains like crawdads. I don't know.
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 Ellz
8 months ago
This story has got me absolutely enthralled. Ask her ask her! Or give me her number so I can...pleeeeease?
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 spamtrap
8 months ago
« Ellz : This story has got me absolutely enthralled. Ask her ask her! Or give me her number so I can...pleeeeease?
I will ask her and let you know.
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 gianna
8 months ago
:-0
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i love this- girl with skulls happening!-
please talk to her, please, for the sake of all this anticipation and conjecture!
(which has been so awesome)
PLEASE!!!
p.s. u should compile this stuff and get the rights cause its pure gold hahhaa
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 gianna
8 months ago
and you should also post an image of the nice lady, for better mental image of her eating turtle heads.
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 bluenutr...
8 months ago
« gianna : and you should also post an image of the nice lady, for better mental image of her eating turtle heads.
That might be an invasion of her privacy and anonymity. As if her privacy hasn't been invaded enough as it is.

Edit: I am very curious however.
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 spamtrap
7 months ago
It wasn't her. She was aware of them but she inherited them from the previous guy who used to sit there. The skulls are more than a decade old...
Incidentally she gave me 5 of them.
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 Moe
7 months ago
Can I have one?
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 craziese...
7 months ago
just alittle info i found:
The chelenophagi, or turtle eaters, are described as swimming out to the animals in twos and tipping them over, whereupon a rope was fastened to the tail and the animal hauled in. Reports are also given of using shells for shelter as well as boats, for "they are huge in size and not smaller than the smallest fishing boat" (Burstein 1989). The usefulness of the sea turtle is then neatly attested to: "so that nature seems to have granted them with one gift, the satisfaction of many needs, for one and the same gift is their food, container, house and boat"
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 tchengro...
7 months ago
« spamtrap : It wasn't her. She was aware of them but she inherited them from the previous guy who used to sit there. The skulls are more than a decade old...
Incidentally she gave me 5 of them.
Two questions, then:

1) Who was the previous guy? and
2) Why would she keep them??
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 spamtrap
7 months ago
« tchengrox : Two questions, then:

1) Who was the previous guy? and
2) Why would she keep them??
1) The previous guy resigned about7 years ago, I have no idea where he works now.
2) Obviously: Turtle skulls are cool.
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 EdgarAll...
5 months ago
A little creepy. But cool. If they were for decor she would probably keep them on her desk. ...hmmm the plot thickens. I guess not really, I am just pointing out the obvious.
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 Murderou...
3 months ago
« davethefish : El Chubakabras!
Chupakabra skulls or the co-worker is a Chupakabra?


Both possibilities quite disturbing all the same.
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