Yeah...poor Abe's been 6 feet under before.

And still, I don't get a call.

1. d**k Clark
2. Jaime Lynn Spears

I think someone should keep track of this thread. Bookmark it or something, so when 2009 comes we can look back and see if our predictions came true.

I'm on it, already have it marked. What a trip is no one kicks it this year. I think there needs to be some thinning of the herd though.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Barack Obama. I've sort of always had this feeling that some crazy racist loon would off him.

Hugh Hefner

1. Fidel Castro
2. Walter Cronkite
3. Dick Clark

I'm gonna make a risky bet and say that nobody is going to die in 2008.

But seriously, I'm gonna add Bob Barker to the list, and after seeing him on New Year's Eve, I definitely agree on d**k Clark.

Andy Griffith
Charlton Heston
Fidel Castro

Why Chris Hansen??

so 2 theories on this one.
1) cause some crazy pedophile gonna shank him.
2) someone wants the elbow room. ;)

Sean was on the money there - Violent nonce gets nasty and the security people don't get him off in time, or more likely, one or more organised internet perverts working out a way to put him down.

Just a thought.

Tony Snow

Ooo. I really hope not. First republican I've ever liked. I know he's battling the big C, though.

OK imma go ahead and add Britney to my list now.

Moe sir, I think your horse may place!! wanna go for a trifecta?!

looks like your horse is in the home stretch. stay tuned for updates.

Fred Phelps (hopefully anyways)
The last Titanic survivor
Steve-O

Yogi Berra
Margaret Thatcher
Tom Chapin