A Bichon Frise mixed with a common Poodle will get you a Bich-poo. Yay!

I haven't read through this thread, but I want to make it clear that mating with animlas is not okay. I know they're willing, and I know it's hard to resist when they shake their furry little vaginas in your face... especially right after you've sheered them... plus they're right at that level... but you must resist.

And please don't put peanut butter on your genitals in the hopes that your dog will lick it off, I mean yeah he'll do it... and it'll feel great... but you shouldn't do it, it's just not right.

Also, please don't make a catnip paste and apply it to your genitals for the cat to lick off. Don't get me wrong, their sandpaper tongues are really amazing; like nothing you've ever experienced... But it's just not right. So don't do it.

This ends my public service announcement.

Is it ok to do stuff with my pet scorpion?

Ok, so uumm, anybody interested in a slightly used family size jar of Skippy peanut butter?

Terrible, terrible mental images now!!! Nooooooooooooo

Now this is what I'm talking about!!