Is there anything quite so blissfully joyful and humorous as seeing nipples poking through the display shirts worn by mannequins?

I don't think there is.

Mannequins get cold, too.

You reminded me of this, you have to listen all the way through to get the refrence. But this is absolute brilliance.

Lewis Black - Janet Jackson's Breast

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Again, I say:

I. Love. Lewis. Black.

It is much more fun to see him. His expressions are the best.

Nipples on Mannequins are misleading. They have no areola.

Or so I have heard, anyway....

Hollister mannequin.

Nipples on mannequins are as useless as nipples on man-tits.

Nevertheless you show yours around on teh interwebz. There must be something about them.

By blissfully joyful, I assume you mean the fact that the mannequins don't mind if you stare?

I'm waiting for the discreet mannequin camel toe, myself. That should make Victoria Secret's store fronts interesting.

Which reminds me, has anyone else ever thought Frederick's of Hollywood mannequins were sluttier than Victoria Secret mannequins?? Or was that just me.

I love nipples, superfluous or not. Girl nipples, boy nipples, cat nipples, I love them all.



Sing-a-long time...

A nipple, a nipple, it's such a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy!

I's gots nipples.

You's gots nipples.

All God's creatures have nipples.

I have a male nipple fetish :X
pierced nipples = chez melt

I dont know why I felt the need to say that here. But I did.

We're glad you did, too.

I posted this a loooong time ago, but strangely, about once every 2 months or so, I find an opportunity to repost it. Only on Plime, btw.

Oh Chezzy I know! oh yes I know!

Nope. Take a look at the average lizard or fish.

(Only Mammals have nipples. Unless you are implying that God only made mammals? Maybe Satan made fish?)

It's about time they got nipples. Do you have any idea how hungry those mannequin babies were before now?

Maybe that's why you can eat them on Fridays during lent.

Hmmm....*looks at his nipples*

I should pierce these b*****ds just to mess with you. ;)

I love almost all nipples...