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Python pops out of 10th-floor toilet Posted: 4 months ago by AutumnLotus
A 1.8m black-headed python has been found in a toilet bowl on the 10th floor of a posh Darwin apartment block.
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Posted: 4 months ago by heymrp:
You should change the title to "Python poops out of 10th-floor toilet."
:P
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Posted: 4 months ago by kakana:
Another good reason to not live in Australia.

Although, I would miss the Vegemite.
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Posted: 4 months ago by AutumnLotus:
It can happen in the US too.
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Posted: 4 months ago by Beeeny:
I did NOT need to know that. A child's nightmare come to life.
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Posted: 4 months ago by Nicky666:
Stories like this are why I ALWAYS check the toilet before sitting down.

Not afraid of a non-poisonous snake or anything, just not looking forward to getting that intimate with one.
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Posted: 4 months ago by germz:
this is actually one of my worst fears
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Posted: 4 months ago by fentwin:
Reminds me of a skit by Monty Pyhthon;

Mrs. Conclusion: We're going to have to have our budgie put down.

Mrs. Premise: Really? Is it very old?

Mrs. Conclusion: No. We just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.

Mrs. Premise: Tell me, how do they put budgies down then?

Mrs. Conclusion: Well it's funny you should ask that, but I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit it with the book, or, you can shoot them just there above the beak.

Mrs. Premise: Just there!
Mrs. Conclusion: Yes.

Mrs. Premise: Well well well. 'Course, Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo.

Mrs. Conclusion: Ohh! No! You shouldn't do that — no that's dangerous. Yes, they breed in the sewers, and eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories infringing on their personal freedom."
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Posted: 4 months ago by pocksucket:
« Beeeny : I did NOT need to know that. A child's nightmare come to life.
With me it was lobsters.

I've no idea why.
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Posted: 3 months ago by diana:
So is this another strategy for those who need a little incentive instead of a laxative?

Hence the expression, "Scared the poop out of me!"

Sorry, I had to say it.
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