So, he has the runs?

"The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death."

guess which part of this sentence made smarty grab his balls and puke?? would've been nice of him to shoot a little earlier in this case..

Hopefully, Moe will find 2 adorable companions like a baby badger and a wise mountain lion. Together they will travel the countryside getting into all kinds of shenanigans. I am thinking Ben Stiller would be a good voice for Moe.

Yeh, this is in my RSS feed too.

MY GOODNESS PEOPLE!!! Don't you see the implications. This is how it all starts. This chimp is going to teach his wild brethren what he has learned from us.


Just one toilet trained knife wielding chimp and before you know it we're living the Planet of the Apes.

Wasn't this a Futurama episode?

Named Larry and Curly, i presume.

In one episode Fry goes back to college and rooms with a creation of Prof. Farnsworth, a super intelligent chimp named Gunther.

Great show. :)

Back to a more serious note, I think the chimp is dead. I blogged about it and did an interview with a regional paper on this one. Check it out via my arkanimals.com link from my bio. I would have posted but don't want to be considered a spammer.