Any guesses?

did someone punch you in the face?

COOL!

Ran into a girder.

no,

hells yeah,

and no.

Although, both will be in the story I tell people.

You were in one of those zombie mob groups and went downtown to terrorize the innocent townfolk?

Are you in an indie film?

That's one hell of a zit you popped on your forehead!

because you said art i'm thinking you want to be in special effects.

looks really good though.

Ding ding ding! Very good. Yes, I was the dummy for a makeup artist teaching my friend to do makeup for his movie.

Did you have to sit in a moving without wearing a seat-belt while said vehicle had a head-on collision with a wall?

Yeah, your expression didn't say "ow", it said "indy film". After I submitted my guess, I saw that you posted it in the "art" category.

that's an odd fake injury. what was is supposed to be? looks like someone put a chisel to your head and hit it with a sledge hammer. then punched you in the eye for good measure.

The eye looks great, but the forehead injury would have buckets of blood for as bad as it looks.

Looks more like your third eye is trying to escape.

Your emo and you mixed up your forehead with your wrist and you passed out on the sight of blood and hit your head on a chair.

Looks like you attended a first aid course where participants go into role as victims of different kinds to be worked on by first aiders. Looks industrial to me.

(You shoulda seen the other guy).

You found out you were ugly?

Oh wait, no... That was what we found out.

Your makeover went bad?

Very cool.

Next time, though:
- Don't stop the drip of blood on your neck so cleanly. Smear it or run it to the collar. (If you had cleaned up your neck, your would have wiped off the whole drip.

- The eye blemish is too round. If you got hit, the outline would be roughly round but not so cleanly delineated. (I have been punched in the face wayyyy too many times and you could always trace the knuckles.)

- Put the bad eye on the side with the gash. The round wound and the round eye bruise are just the right size to be from a floor puller. (We use to have raised floors in computer rooms so we could blow cold air and run cables. We use a thingy with two suction cups to pull up the floor. Looks like someone stuck one to your face and pulled. LOL)

This was my first guess, until I read the thread.