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punthe @ 2/14/2008 7:12:07 PM

Another day, another dollar. Taxed 60%!

cinderblock @ 2/14/2008 6:12:14 PM

Bought flowers for myself. Feel pathetic.

akstika @ 2/14/2008 5:58:29 PM

Valentines Day: lonely once a year!

melgesevad @ 2/14/2008 4:31:17 PM

I drank too much gin yesterday.

cycostinkoman @ 2/14/2008 4:15:37 PM

I pulled this story from my

punthe @ 2/14/2008 4:14:31 AM

Car pooped upon. Bird dies tonight!

rambler @ 2/14/2008 3:57:25 AM

And, specially for today:

Love!
Geographic separation.
February fourteenth.
Heartache...

punthe @ 2/14/2008 3:52:55 AM

Family killed. Plot revenge. Superhero born!

rambler @ 2/14/2008 3:35:45 AM

Howling winds, pouring rain: Global warming?

punthe @ 2/14/2008 3:33:26 AM

Suicide jumper! LEAPS! Grab a sponge.

punthe @ 2/14/2008 2:49:29 AM

She winks. I smile. She runs?

jago @ 2/14/2008 2:43:55 AM

"Mouse, Lenny."

"Dead mouse, George."

Tragedy.

punthe @ 2/14/2008 2:41:56 AM

Battle. Death. Win. Celebration. Intoxication. Pregnancy?

jago @ 2/14/2008 2:12:58 AM

Best archetypal antihero: Satan. Thanks, Milton.

punthe @ 2/14/2008 1:55:17 AM

She enters. He exits. Confusion ensues.

punthe @ 2/14/2008 12:54:22 AM

Enemy death... not by my hands.

gratheo @ 2/14/2008 12:49:47 AM

« punthe : Enemy death... how sweet it is!

Warmongerer. Pacifism is the true way.

punthe @ 2/14/2008 12:46:28 AM

Enemy death... how sweet it is!

moNet @ 2/13/2008 7:38:09 AM

« tchengrox : 10:30 PM--morning comes too soon!

10:30!? HA! Try 0430 to 1800...

tchengrox @ 2/12/2008 11:32:47 PM

10:30 PM--morning comes too soon!

punthe @ 2/12/2008 11:30:25 PM

« MUPpetMAKer : No, sorry. That's your mum's breath.

COPY OF PM TO MM

Please do me a favour and don't ever talk aboot my family members. I don't talk aboot your family, don't talk aboot mine. Thanks a bunch!

/serious

This isn't my six word story.

Chez @ 2/12/2008 10:42:04 PM

Mother calls, annoys. Mass murder ensues.

MUPpetMAKer @ 2/12/2008 10:37:08 PM

« punthe:<--- Cat's breath smells like cat food.

<-- Manages to put foot in mouth, and become an asshat.

punthe @ 2/12/2008 10:07:32 PM

<--- Cat's breath smells like cat food.

gratheo @ 2/12/2008 9:57:07 PM

« xenity7 : Xenity also male, as extensively discussed.

Then Xenity fully understands Gratheo, no?

xenity7 @ 2/12/2008 9:56:10 PM

« gratheo : Gratheo is male. Blame Y chromosome.

Xenity also male, as extensively discussed.

gratheo @ 2/12/2008 9:55:30 PM

« xenity7 : Sister Fictional. Gratheo one creepy dude.

=p

Like that matters. Listen, it doesn't.
or
Gratheo is male. Blame Y chromosome.

xenity7 @ 2/12/2008 9:54:36 PM

« gratheo : Same as me? Sweet. Her number?

Sister Fictional. Gratheo one creepy dude.

=p

gratheo @ 2/12/2008 9:50:13 PM

« xenity7 : Sisters birthday tomorrow; She is fifteen.

Same as me? Sweet. Her number?

xenity7 @ 2/12/2008 9:48:00 PM

« MUPpetMAKer : Sister called today.
Its a Boy.

Sisters birthday tomorrow; She is fifteen.

xenity7 @ 2/12/2008 9:47:34 PM

« punthe : Here's a tip. Read your profile.

Damn You. Research is for Losers.

cartoonmotion @ 2/12/2008 9:24:00 PM

Blistered toes from ballroom dancing...OUCH!

MUPpetMAKer @ 2/12/2008 9:22:14 PM

Biting Her Fingernails.
Awaiting His Call.

gratheo @ 2/12/2008 9:22:02 PM

Could be writing an essay... nah.

I hate drawing realistic proportions.
...
Pie.

MUPpetMAKer @ 2/12/2008 9:21:53 PM

A Lonely Street Covered in Blood.

MUPpetMAKer @ 2/12/2008 9:20:42 PM

Sister called today.
Its a Boy.

punthe @ 2/12/2008 8:50:36 PM

Fish allergy. Ate some. Dead. Woops!

obscurequoteguy @ 2/12/2008 8:33:15 PM

'I think I just shat myself.'

punthe @ 2/12/2008 8:31:03 PM

« xenity7 : Punthe assumes xenity=guy how presumptive

xenity7 Profile: A liar from birth, he's never told the truth in his life - when asked why, he simply responds "it's compulsive", then does a line of coke off a dead stripper.

Here's a tip. Read your profile.

Jerry520 @ 2/12/2008 8:07:30 PM

« xenity7 : SILENCE. Insolence will not be tolerated.

Never! I will not be silenced...

xenity7 @ 2/12/2008 8:06:12 PM

« Jerry520 : Xenity is a guy. How weird.

SILENCE. Insolence will not be tolerated.

Jerry520 @ 2/12/2008 8:05:34 PM

« xenity7 : Ouch. That's pretty hard to refute.

Xenity is a guy. How weird.

xenity7 @ 2/12/2008 8:01:08 PM

« bluenutria : It's Not presumptive; it's a fact.

Ouch. That's pretty hard to refute.

bluenutria @ 2/12/2008 8:00:16 PM

« xenity7 : Punthe assumes xenity=guy how presumptive

It's not presumptive; it's a fact.

« xenity7 : Welcome to life, girls who have just gone through puberty. People will make sexual comments about you, probably they will also try to cop a feel. Just how it goes.

I'm a GUY and girls do this to me occasionally, so they hardly have a monopoly.

cheeselog1234 @ 2/12/2008 7:54:01 PM

A lonely man died.

Nobody noticed.

xenity7 @ 2/12/2008 7:50:52 PM

« punthe : Dinner bought. Submissive xenity. How gay.

Punthe assumes xenity=guy how presumptive

Jerry520 @ 2/12/2008 1:01:05 AM

Plimates in discussion.

The decision made?

bluenutria @ 2/12/2008 12:57:20 AM

« punthe : I call plagiarism. Story already told.

You caught me. :( Please don't sue.

86Apex @ 2/12/2008 12:52:56 AM

Why am I up? Need sleep.

punthe @ 2/12/2008 12:50:10 AM

« bluenutria:That story is not six words.

I call plagiarism. Story already told.

« punthe : That isn't a six word story!

heymrp @ 4/22/2007 12:41:16 AM

If you don't know what these are take a look at this post by TheStep.
So, any one want to give it a try?
Here mine...(shortest gospel ever!)

He came. He died. I live.