Person 1: Whatchya burning there?

Person 2: Oh, just some moose poop.

Person 1: What are ya high, or something?

I know where he can find oodles of moose poop.

No, really, I'm almost in awe of the amount of it here. I found some that was up in some willows at my waist height this afternoon, and I was amazed. Was the moose really that tall, or just that talented?

That tall. Moose tend to pick a spot and use it over and over again. They're a tad odd that way, as most ungulates don't care.

Just don't eat it.

Then they failed! It's supposed to smell like moose poop!

Y'know, sometimes you just need to stop and smell the moose s**t...

I want moose poop incense!

C'mon chinook, send me some poop!

I can just see a box marked "moose crap" going through customs. ☺

Hmmmm...I guess the moose were right, eh. Their s**t really don't stink!

This may make a few folks incensed over the use of incense, in a sense But its all done in innocence.

I picked a spot too, luckily it's where there's a toilet. :)

Are you an ungulate, too?

I'm going to order some to give to a couple of friends. Heh!

Oh deer, Let me check my trunk. And as I toed you before, no horsing around. Don't worry, the bad puns tend tapir off after a while.

can we pass them out at halloween for milkduds?

urr poop smells bad

Then don't use Urr poop to make incense.........What's a Urr? :)

wuts incense

Careful - with all this punning you might get stuck in a rut.

Great! Now I find myself on the horns of a dilemma.

(Really, I'm getting help, I think its genetic:)