Not only is the Illuminati a world domination conspiracy, it's also a really fun CARD GAME!

I got a better hand

But I know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.



I predict I win :)

Anti-radiation suits.

I predict fail.

Your bubble will be pierced.

Your puny knives are blocked by ninjas..

Pirates beat ninjas:

^ no they don't. Pirates only beat ninjas if the battle takes place on a boat, and even then the pirates are up for a hard fight. But this is an argument that can go back and forth for years without resolve. So what beats a pirate and/or a ninja?

Why, a pirate and ninja working together, of course.

Braves beat Pirates

I got yer Braves, right HERE Pilgrim!

Red Cloud defeated palefaces!

I have more feathers than you will ever dream of having! AND they are prettier too!

Hehe, he said Pea Cock

Betrayal!

Office Space


A much better Mike Judge creation!

We notice you've been missing work a lot lately.

I was on vacation:

Wait, is that a hammock or...



Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Your slingshot is too small to take down BIG BIRD!!!

And so we come full circle.