Strip Club Fined For Sign Featuring A Nearly Nude Woman Posted: 8 months ago by tigertony
People started complaining to county code enforcement, calling the sign gross, lewd, vulgar, filthy, explicit, even pornographic.
They were fined because the sign had flashing lights.
Of course it's Florida. Where else?
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Tampa Voters Tempted With Free Strip Club Entry Posted: 2 years ago by gnikgnok
The politicos in Florida have certainly come up with an innovative way to boost voter turnout.
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Strip Club Offering New Service Posted: 1 year ago by mandolinorange
Flu shots for seniors.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 203 [+].
Boy forced to hold 'I was rude' sign Posted: 10 months ago by AutumnLotus
Marcia Harvey made her son stand across the road from his school in the US city of Jacksonville, in Florida, with a sign that said “I was rude to my teacher, I can’t come to school, I’m sorry”.
Video included.
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Questionable sign draws protest in Florida Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
Protestors were out in force Wednesday outside a company in Florida, protesting this sign: "What has 4 wheels and flies? A dead cripple in a wheelchair."
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 101 [+].
Florida Traffic Sign Reprogrammed: NASCAR Sucks - Go Home! Posted: 2 years ago by BrownTrout
A sign that normally gives motorists traffic information, was reprogrammed by "someone" with an unofficial greeting for NASCAR fans traveling South for the Daytona 500.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 140 [+].
Woman strips outside Fla. capitol building Posted: 1 year ago by AutumnLotus
A Florida woman who decided to strip to the buff in front of the Old State Capitol building was charged with indecent exposure.
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City mayor moonlights as strip club doorman Posted: 1 year ago by misswinkle
Is now in trouble for witnessing illegal activity.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 61 [+].
Sign Sign everywhere a sign Posted: 8 months ago by 2manyusernames
And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do
So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you
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Military Contractor sold faulty Flash Bang Grenades, FBI agents injured Posted: 7 months ago by moe
AND there is bribery via strip club trips to boot!
Your tax dollars at work.
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Dog Attacks - Nearly Chews Off 70 year old Woman's Foot At Florida Dog Show Posted: 2 years ago by BrownTrout
Yep, another Florida story... this time it's a deranged dog that goes postal on a dog show observer.
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Dad makes son wear sign for using drugs Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
A father says he wasn't trying to shame his 14-year-old son when he made the boy wear a large sandwich-board sign saying, "I abused and sold drugs."
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 78 [+].
Florida man builds sign to oust neighbor. Posted: 1 year ago by muppet
"Glen Cook is a thief and drug user. Anyone that associates with him is assumed to be the same. I wish that piece of crap would move out of our neighborhood," the sign reads in red letters.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 150 [+].
Strip Club Defrauds Son Of $53,000, Dad Says Posted: 1 year ago by dollyllama
Cost of college education: +/- $80,000
Cost of Strip Club tab: $53,000
Not being any smarter for it and having your daddy whine about it in public: Priceless
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 273 [+].
Georgia Town Buys Strip Bar For $1 Million Dollars Posted: 4 months ago by bernardblack
Not to run it. Not to make a very healthy profit for the town. No, they purchased it so that they can shut it down. Yes the money could have gone to help the needy of the town, perhaps to fix a pothole, hire some more police, fire, etc, but at least they were able to stop people from seeing breasts.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 288 [+].
South Florida heading for serious drought Posted: 2 years ago by AutumnLotus
Despite heavy rains during the past month, scientists say South Florida is on its way to a serious drought.
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What's your Sign Name? Posted: 4 months ago by Bornbad
Have you ever thought about changing your name? Well, if you started hanging out with sign language users you will soon find they change it for you ...Like the old maxim about publicity, the only thing worse than having a bad sign name is having no sign name at all. That'd be like you don’t even exist.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 205 [+].
Woman in labor fined $1150 for speeding to hospital Posted: 1 year ago by deepchill
"It's crazy," said an unregretful Hodges. "Having a baby's more important. Of course I'm going to speed."
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A sign that essentially says "don't hit your head on this sign." Posted: 2 years ago by ElHoopso
In other words, there would be no need for the warning, if the self-referential warning sign didn't exist.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 117 [+].
American Airlines fined $7.1 million for safety violations Posted: 3 months ago by 2manyusernames
American Airlines was aware that appropriate repairs were needed, and instead deferred maintenance. Because of their willful disregard for basic safety they have been fined over $7 million.
Too bad they don't have a safety manager who can ensure such things don't happen. I wonder where they may find one...
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 144 [+].
What do you do if you hit a woman on a bicycle with your car? Posted: 3 months ago by tigertony
A) Stop and see if the woman needs an ambulance
B) Hijack another vehicle
Crash the hijacked vehicle into your
own (with your kids still in it)
Run around stripping your clothes off
Comments: 19 Score: [-] 896 [+].