<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>Strip Club Fined For Sign Featuring A Nearly Nude Woman : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/business/</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><link><id>55178</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/55178/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Strip Club Fined For Sign Featuring A Nearly Nude Woman]]></title><description><![CDATA[People started complaining to county code enforcement, calling the sign gross, lewd, vulgar, filthy, explicit, even pornographic. <br/><br/>They were fined because the sign had flashing lights.<br/><br/>Of course it's Florida. Where else?]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>43</score><crdate>3/21/2008 1:29:55 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-21T13:29:55+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>13288</id><url>http://www.plime.com/politics/l/13288/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Tampa Voters Tempted With Free Strip Club Entry ]]></title><description><![CDATA[The politicos in Florida have certainly come up with an innovative way to boost voter turnout.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>5</score><crdate>3/15/2007 11:48:25 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-03-15T23:48:25+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>38665</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/38665/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Strip Club Offering New Service]]></title><description><![CDATA[Flu shots for seniors.]]></description><comments>5</comments><score>203</score><crdate>10/17/2007 4:01:42 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-10-17T16:01:42+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>49713</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/49713/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Boy forced to hold 'I was rude' sign]]></title><description><![CDATA[Marcia Harvey made her son stand across the road from his school in the US city of Jacksonville, in Florida, with a sign that said &#8220;I was rude to my teacher, I can&#8217;t come to school, I&#8217;m sorry&#8221;.<br/><br/>Video included.]]></description><comments>12</comments><score>539</score><crdate>2/7/2008 7:52:44 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-02-07T07:52:44+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>17013</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/17013/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Questionable sign draws protest in Florida]]></title><description><![CDATA[Protestors were out in force Wednesday outside a company in Florida, protesting this sign: &quot;What has 4 wheels and flies? A dead cripple in a wheelchair.&quot;]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>101</score><crdate>4/19/2007 9:23:24 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-04-19T09:23:24+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>11275</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/11275/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Florida Traffic Sign Reprogrammed: NASCAR Sucks - Go Home!]]></title><description><![CDATA[A sign that normally gives motorists traffic information, was reprogrammed by &quot;someone&quot; with an unofficial greeting for NASCAR fans traveling South for the Daytona 500.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>140</score><crdate>2/21/2007 5:23:32 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-02-21T17:23:32+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>29908</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29908/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Woman strips outside Fla. capitol building]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Florida woman who decided to strip to the buff in front of the Old State Capitol building was charged with indecent exposure.]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>78</score><crdate>8/2/2007 7:20:32 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-02T07:20:32+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>29834</id><url>http://www.plime.com/politics/l/29834/1/</url><title><![CDATA[City mayor moonlights as strip club doorman]]></title><description><![CDATA[Is now in trouble for witnessing illegal activity.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>61</score><crdate>8/1/2007 4:01:25 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-01T16:01:25+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>54332</id><url>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/54332/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Sign Sign everywhere a sign ]]></title><description><![CDATA[And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply<br/>So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why<br/>He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do<br/>So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you]]></description><comments>7</comments><score>205</score><crdate>3/14/2008 11:38:33 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-03-14T11:38:33+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>59146</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59146/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Military Contractor sold faulty Flash Bang Grenades, FBI agents injured]]></title><description><![CDATA[AND there is bribery via strip club trips to boot!<br/><br/>Your tax dollars at work.]]></description><comments>0</comments><score>262</score><crdate>4/21/2008 4:16:40 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-21T16:16:40+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>14213</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/14213/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Dog Attacks - Nearly Chews Off 70 year old Woman's Foot  At Florida Dog Show]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yep, another Florida story... this time it's a deranged dog that goes postal on a dog show observer.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>26</score><crdate>3/26/2007 8:20:11 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-03-26T20:20:11+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>69244</id><url>http://www.plime.com/world/l/69244/1/</url><title><![CDATA[What's your Sign Name?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Have you ever thought about changing your name? Well, if you started hanging out with sign language users you will soon find they change it for you ...Like the old maxim about publicity, the only thing worse than having a bad sign name is having no sign name at all. That'd be like you don&#8217;t even exist.]]></description><comments>3</comments><score>205</score><crdate>7/19/2008 2:19:58 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-07-19T02:19:58+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>34013</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34013/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Florida man builds sign to oust neighbor.]]></title><description><![CDATA[&quot;Glen Cook is a thief and drug user. Anyone that associates with him is assumed to be the same. I wish that piece of crap would move out of our neighborhood,&quot; the sign reads in red letters.]]></description><comments>1</comments><score>150</score><crdate>9/1/2007 3:23:37 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-09-01T03:23:37+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>17168</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/17168/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Dad makes son wear sign for using drugs]]></title><description><![CDATA[A father says he wasn't trying to shame his 14-year-old son when he made the boy wear a large sandwich-board sign saying, &quot;I abused and sold drugs.&quot;]]></description><comments>2</comments><score>78</score><crdate>4/20/2007 11:33:35 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-04-20T11:33:35+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>39915</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39915/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Strip Club Defrauds Son Of $53,000, Dad Says]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cost of college education: +/- $80,000<br/><br/>Cost of Strip Club tab: $53,000<br/><br/>Not being any smarter for it and having your daddy whine about it in public:  Priceless]]></description><comments>9</comments><score>273</score><crdate>10/29/2007 12:31:50 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-10-29T12:31:50+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>70810</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/70810/1/</url><title><![CDATA[Georgia Town Buys Strip Bar For $1 Million Dollars]]></title><description><![CDATA[Not to run it. Not to make a very healthy profit for the town. No, they purchased it so that they can shut it down. 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Of course I'm going to speed.&quot;]]></description><comments>9</comments><score>30</score><crdate>8/13/2007 12:35:25 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-08-13T00:35:25+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>10601</id><url>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/10601/1/</url><title><![CDATA[A sign that essentially says &quot;don't hit your head on this sign.&quot;]]></title><description><![CDATA[In other words, there would be no need for the warning, if the self-referential warning sign didn't exist.]]></description><comments>4</comments><score>117</score><crdate>2/11/2007 7:27:03 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2007-02-11T19:27:03+01:00</atomdate></link><link><id>72998</id><url>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/72998/1/</url><title><![CDATA[American Airlines fined $7.1 million for safety violations ]]></title><description><![CDATA[American Airlines was aware that appropriate repairs were needed, and instead deferred maintenance. 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