<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Needies Need You : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/"/><tagline>Needies Need You : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-11-22T12:45:49+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Needies Need You]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/57046/1/" /><id>57046</id><summary><![CDATA[Needies Need You]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T12:15:02+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T12:15:02+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Needies are interactive plush dolls inspired by codependent, high-maintenance relationships.<br/><br/>Totally attention-starved, they compete with each other for human affection -- or, getting touch, as they like to say.<br/><br/>When you give Needies touch (by hugging and squeezing them), they will return your kindness with songs and shameless flattery.<br/><br/>But remember that Needies always know when other Needies are getting touch! If one Needie is getting touch while others are neglected, the unloved Needies will conspire to take its place.]]></content></entry><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/business/l/57046/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (19)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/business/l/57046-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/business/l/57046-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/business/l/57046-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (0)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/business/l/57046/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><entry><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 4/4/2008 5:08:00 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q20" /><id>232470</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q19"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>tnjaguar</b>&#160;:&#160;But wouldn't you have to modify them a little for that last bit? You know, call that guy with the robot girlfriend for some...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T17:08:00+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T17:08:00+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q19"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>tnjaguar</b>&#160;:&#160;But wouldn't you have to modify them a little for that last bit? You know, call that guy with the robot girlfriend for some installation pointers?</i></div>Nah, all you need is a little vaseline and a fold.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[tnjaguar @ 4/4/2008 4:01:51 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q19" /><id>232397</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illeg...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T16:01:51+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T16:01:51+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them.</i></div>But wouldn't you have to modify them a little for that last bit? You know, call that guy with the robot girlfriend for some installation pointers?]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/4/2008 3:35:43 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q18" /><id>232367</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illeg...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T15:35:43+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T15:35:43+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dOntEAtpOOp</b> : The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them.</i></div>Wait, do ya mean it's illegal to have sex with a dog?!!! s**t!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[dOntEAtpOOp @ 4/4/2008 3:33:12 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q17" /><id>232361</id><summary><![CDATA[The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them.]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T15:33:12+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T15:33:12+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[clscott645 @ 4/4/2008 3:18:21 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q16" /><id>232350</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q15"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : No one likes a show-off</i></div>I think he just went to quote one of our comments and <strike>stole</strike> borrowed the right wa...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T15:18:21+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T15:18:21+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q15"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : No one likes a show-off</i></div>I think he just went to quote one of our comments and <strike>stole</strike> borrowed the right way to do it...<br/><br/>I'm just sayin....<br/><br/>:P]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/4/2008 2:45:56 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q15" /><id>232307</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>mobase</b> :<br/>*edit* Oh, <b>NOW</b> it friggin' works. <strike>dammit.</strike></i></div>No one likes a show-off]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T14:45:56+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T14:45:56+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>mobase</b> :<br/>*edit* Oh, <b>NOW</b> it friggin' works. <strike>dammit.</strike></i></div>No one likes a show-off]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[badbud @ 4/4/2008 2:39:19 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q14" /><id>232303</id><summary><![CDATA[WANT!!!]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T14:39:19+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T14:39:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[WANT!!!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[jLoSsDh @ 4/4/2008 2:02:58 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q13" /><id>232266</id><summary><![CDATA[Dannie's Style : hypnosis, singing, orgone rays, telepathic control, psychotronics, psionics, condensation, love. <br/><br/>Brettie<br/><br/>The other Needies are always getting way more touch than Brettie! This makes him the resentful Needie. Sometimes, B...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T14:02:58+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T14:02:58+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Dannie's Style : hypnosis, singing, orgone rays, telepathic control, psychotronics, psionics, condensation, love. <br/><br/>Brettie<br/><br/>The other Needies are always getting way more touch than Brettie! This makes him the resentful Needie. Sometimes, Brettie even encourages humans to throw the other Needies! That's not nice!<br/><br/><br/>This has got to be fake...at least I hope it is.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[clscott645 @ 4/4/2008 1:37:15 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q12" /><id>232246</id><summary><![CDATA[Yeah, I don't even remember <i>what</i> the original post was...<br/><br/>All I know is that doggy made my stomach hurt and mobase took all his toys and went home....<br/><br/>LoL<br/><br/>EDIT: Oh, and he wants us to kiss his pasty man-butt. <b>ew</b>]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T13:37:15+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T13:37:15+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Yeah, I don't even remember <i>what</i> the original post was...<br/><br/>All I know is that doggy made my stomach hurt and mobase took all his toys and went home....<br/><br/>LoL<br/><br/>EDIT: Oh, and he wants us to kiss his pasty man-butt. <b>ew</b>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[mobase @ 4/4/2008 1:24:45 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q11" /><id>232234</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q10"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : We <b>totally</b> jacked these comments :) <br/><br/>oh yeh, ya big baby mobase.</i></div>What. Evar. :)]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T13:24:45+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T13:24:45+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q10"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : We <b>totally</b> jacked these comments :) <br/><br/>oh yeh, ya big baby mobase.</i></div>What. Evar. :)]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/4/2008 1:19:09 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q10" /><id>232231</id><summary><![CDATA[We <b>totally</b> jacked these comments :) <br/><br/>oh yeh, ya big baby mobase.]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T13:19:09+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T13:19:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[We <b>totally</b> jacked these comments :) <br/><br/>oh yeh, ya big baby mobase.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[mobase @ 4/4/2008 1:16:56 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q9" /><id>232230</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D</i></div>Stoopidface.<br/>*st...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T13:16:56+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T13:16:56+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D</i></div>Stoopidface.<br/>*stomps off*]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[mobase @ 4/4/2008 1:09:07 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q8" /><id>232221</id><summary><![CDATA[The &quot;edit&quot; function ain't working for me for some reason, so... <br/><br/>You can all line up and bite my pasty, hairy man-butt.<br/><br/>See? I was multitasking at <i>work</i>.<br/><br/><br/>*edit* Oh, <b>NOW</b> it friggin' works. <strike>dammi...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T13:09:07+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T13:09:07+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The &quot;edit&quot; function ain't working for me for some reason, so... <br/><br/>You can all line up and bite my pasty, hairy man-butt.<br/><br/>See? I was multitasking at <i>work</i>.<br/><br/><br/>*edit* Oh, <b>NOW</b> it friggin' works. <strike>dammit.</strike>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[clscott645 @ 4/4/2008 12:59:56 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q7" /><id>232216</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D</i></div>please stop. You're ...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T12:59:56+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T12:59:56+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D</i></div>please stop. You're killing me.<br/><br/>BWAAAHAHAAAHAHA!!<br/><br/>Poor mobase. Don't worry, I had trouble learning it too.<br/><br/>erm...ahem....BWAAHAAAHAHAAA!!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/4/2008 12:56:09 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q6" /><id>232213</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>clscott645</b> : <strike>LMAO</strike> <i>oh. be nice</i></i></div>[whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIc...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T12:56:09+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T12:56:09+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>clscott645</b> : <strike>LMAO</strike> <i>oh. be nice</i></i></div>[whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[clscott645 @ 4/4/2008 12:45:16 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q5" /><id>232206</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Wow, great use of <b>bold</b> and <i>italic</i> tags there Mobase, well done. lmao</i></div><strike>LMAO</strike> <i>oh. be nice</i>]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T12:45:16+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T12:45:16+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Wow, great use of <b>bold</b> and <i>italic</i> tags there Mobase, well done. lmao</i></div><strike>LMAO</strike> <i>oh. be nice</i>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/4/2008 12:42:33 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q4" /><id>232203</id><summary><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>mobase</b> : Apparently, whoever invented this never heard of dogs. <br/><br/>This is [bold]exactly[old] what mine do, but.. <i>they're funny when t...]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T12:42:33+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T12:42:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/business/l/57046/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>mobase</b> : Apparently, whoever invented this never heard of dogs. <br/><br/>This is [bold]exactly[old] what mine do, but.. <i>they're funny when they do it<i>.</i></div>Wow, great use of <b>bold</b> and <i>italic</i> tags there Mobase, well done. lmao]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[mobase @ 4/4/2008 12:33:47 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q3" /><id>232195</id><summary><![CDATA[Apparently, whoever invented this never heard of dogs. <br/><br/>This is <b>exactly</b> what mine do, but.. they're funny when <i>they</i> do it.]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T12:33:47+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T12:33:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Apparently, whoever invented this never heard of dogs. <br/><br/>This is <b>exactly</b> what mine do, but.. they're funny when <i>they</i> do it.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[chinook @ 4/4/2008 12:30:18 PM]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/atom0_3.rss#q2" /><id>232192</id><summary><![CDATA[Wowzers!  That's hilarious.<br/><br/>And weird.  Do these people know how long it took me finally get it through needy loser stalker ex-boyfriend's thick skull that we were broken up?  So <b>WHY</b> would I want a toy like that?]]></summary><issued>2008-04-04T12:30:18+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-04T12:30:18+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Wowzers!  That's hilarious.<br/><br/>And weird.  Do these people know how long it took me finally get it through needy loser stalker ex-boyfriend's thick skull that we were broken up?  So <b>WHY</b> would I want a toy like that?]]></content></entry></feed>