Needies Need You Posted: 8 months ago by 2manyusernames
Needies are interactive plush dolls inspired by codependent, high-maintenance relationships.
Totally attention-starved, they compete with each other for human affection -- or, getting touch, as they like to say.
When you give Needies touch (by hugging and squeezing them), they will return your kindness with songs and shameless flattery.
But remember that Needies always know when other Needies are getting touch! If one Needie is getting touch while others are neglected, the unloved Needies will conspire to take its place.
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Posted: 8 months ago by chinook:
Wowzers! That's hilarious.
And weird. Do these people know how long it took me finally get it through needy loser stalker ex-boyfriend's thick skull that we were broken up? So WHY would I want a toy like that?
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Posted: 8 months ago by mobase:
Apparently, whoever invented this never heard of dogs.
This is exactly what mine do, but.. they're funny when they do it.
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Posted: 8 months ago by doggylives:
« mobase : Apparently, whoever invented this never heard of dogs.
This is [bold]exactly[old] what mine do, but.. they're funny when they do it. Wow, great use of bold and italic tags there Mobase, well done. lmao
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Posted: 8 months ago by clscott645:
« doggylives : Wow, great use of bold and italic tags there Mobase, well done. lmao LMAO oh. be nice
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Posted: 8 months ago by doggylives:
« clscott645 : LMAO oh. be nice [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D
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Posted: 8 months ago by clscott645:
« doggylives : [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D please stop. You're killing me.
BWAAAHAHAAAHAHA!!
Poor mobase. Don't worry, I had trouble learning it too.
erm...ahem....BWAAHAAAHAHAAA!!
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Posted: 8 months ago by mobase:
The "edit" function ain't working for me for some reason, so...
You can all line up and bite my pasty, hairy man-butt.
See? I was multitasking at work.
*edit* Oh, NOW it friggin' works. dammit.
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Posted: 8 months ago by mobase:
« doggylives : [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D Stoopidface.
*stomps off*
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Posted: 8 months ago by doggylives:
We totally jacked these comments :)
oh yeh, ya big baby mobase.
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Posted: 8 months ago by mobase:
« doggylives : We totally jacked these comments :)
oh yeh, ya big baby mobase. What. Evar. :)
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Posted: 8 months ago by clscott645:
Yeah, I don't even remember what the original post was...
All I know is that doggy made my stomach hurt and mobase took all his toys and went home....
LoL
EDIT: Oh, and he wants us to kiss his pasty man-butt. ew
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Posted: 8 months ago by jLoSsDh:
Dannie's Style : hypnosis, singing, orgone rays, telepathic control, psychotronics, psionics, condensation, love.
Brettie
The other Needies are always getting way more touch than Brettie! This makes him the resentful Needie. Sometimes, Brettie even encourages humans to throw the other Needies! That's not nice!
This has got to be fake...at least I hope it is.
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Posted: 8 months ago by badbud:
WANT!!!
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Posted: 8 months ago by doggylives:
« mobase :
*edit* Oh, NOW it friggin' works. dammit. No one likes a show-off
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Posted: 8 months ago by clscott645:
« doggylives : No one likes a show-off I think he just went to quote one of our comments and stole borrowed the right way to do it...
I'm just sayin....
:P
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Posted: 8 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them.
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Posted: 8 months ago by doggylives:
« dOntEAtpOOp : The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them. Wait, do ya mean it's illegal to have sex with a dog?!!! s**t!
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Posted: 8 months ago by tnjaguar:
« dOntEAtpOOp : The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them. But wouldn't you have to modify them a little for that last bit? You know, call that guy with the robot girlfriend for some installation pointers?
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Posted: 8 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
« tnjaguar : But wouldn't you have to modify them a little for that last bit? You know, call that guy with the robot girlfriend for some installation pointers? Nah, all you need is a little vaseline and a fold.
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