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Totally attention-starved, they compete with each other for human affection -- or, getting touch, as they like to say.

When you give Needies touch (by hugging and squeezing them), they will return your kindness with songs and shameless flattery.

But remember that Needies always know when other Needies are getting touch! If one Needie is getting touch while others are neglected, the unloved Needies will conspire to take its place.]]>

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http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q20« tnjaguar : But wouldn't you have to modify them a little for that last bit? You know, call that guy with the robot girlfriend for some installation pointers?Nah, all you need is a little vaseline and a fold.]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q19« dOntEAtpOOp : The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them.But wouldn't you have to modify them a little for that last bit? You know, call that guy with the robot girlfriend for some installation pointers?]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q18« dOntEAtpOOp : The Needies might be better than dogs. They don't chew things up, they don't poop, you don't need to feed them, and it's not illegal to have sex with them.Wait, do ya mean it's illegal to have sex with a dog?!!! s**t!]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q17http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q16« doggylives : No one likes a show-offI think he just went to quote one of our comments and stole borrowed the right way to do it...

I'm just sayin....

:P]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q15« mobase :
*edit* Oh, NOW it friggin' works. dammit.No one likes a show-off]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q14http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q13
Brettie

The other Needies are always getting way more touch than Brettie! This makes him the resentful Needie. Sometimes, Brettie even encourages humans to throw the other Needies! That's not nice!


This has got to be fake...at least I hope it is.]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q12what the original post was...

All I know is that doggy made my stomach hurt and mobase took all his toys and went home....

LoL

EDIT: Oh, and he wants us to kiss his pasty man-butt. ew]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q11« doggylives : We totally jacked these comments :)

oh yeh, ya big baby mobase.What. Evar. :)]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q10totally jacked these comments :)

oh yeh, ya big baby mobase.]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q9« doggylives : [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :DStoopidface.
*stomps off*]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q8
You can all line up and bite my pasty, hairy man-butt.

See? I was multitasking at work.


*edit* Oh, NOW it friggin' works. dammit.]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q7« doggylives : [whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :Dplease stop. You're killing me.

BWAAAHAHAAAHAHA!!

Poor mobase. Don't worry, I had trouble learning it too.

erm...ahem....BWAAHAAAHAHAAA!!]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q6« clscott645 : LMAO oh. be nice[whathehelldoIputhere]Sorry, it's mean to mock mobase, he can't help it[/ohmygodIcantfigurethisout] :D]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q5« doggylives : Wow, great use of bold and italic tags there Mobase, well done. lmaoLMAO oh. be nice]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q4« mobase : Apparently, whoever invented this never heard of dogs.

This is [bold]exactly[old] what mine do, but.. they're funny when they do it.Wow, great use of bold and italic tags there Mobase, well done. lmao]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q3
This is exactly what mine do, but.. they're funny when they do it.]]>http://www.plime.com/business/l/57046/1/rss0_91.rss#q2
And weird. Do these people know how long it took me finally get it through needy loser stalker ex-boyfriend's thick skull that we were broken up? So WHY would I want a toy like that?]]>