Why you shouldn't use a gun to scratch your back... Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
at 3 a.m. while drinking and playing cards.

Photo not related. obviously d'uh
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Posted: 2 months ago by coldbladed:
Perhaps he was really trying to shoot the offending itchy area off of his person and cut it a little too close.
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Posted: 2 months ago by tigertony:
Darwin is getting slack. He's missed several good opportunities lately.
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Posted: 2 months ago by eLJay:
All I did was laugh through that whole article. Not just a chuckle either, or even a hahahahaha...no I am talking, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It just kept getting better.
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Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad:
Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m.
You see...the problem here is that at 3a.m. on Sunday I always use a crossbow to scratch my itch.
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