*sputters* What? Excuse me? Bring her over here so I can smack her upside the head! Gees! I hope the little girl is all right and that her Mom can find better care for her.

Best. Grandmother. Ever.

Do they give out awards for awesome parenting? Because I'd present it to Grandma Crazy-Pants and Little Rummy myself.

All my grandma ever gave me was flack for not cleaning my room. I'd have preferred gin.

Maybe that's why she covered her couch in plastic...to make the gin-puke easy to wipe off.
Way to go granny!!

"a portable breath test showed the girl had an alcohol level of .042 percent, about half the legal limit for driving, more than eight hours after drinking the gin"

.042 for a 9-year-old girl is definitely OVER ANY LIMIT. Good thing she didn't have to drive or operate heavy machinery. Did they test the grandmothers BAC?

I can't believe how some people fail to take into consideration the body weight of a child before cocktails are served... W/E!!

Dangerman hopes and prays there were no nuts or peanut butter and jelly sammitches in that Gin.

Poor girl - I think I was about 22 before I had my first real Gin Hangover - it was brutal and vicious and I had the tools and the experience to deal with it.

Must have been terrifying for the child.