He hadn't seen her in years, not since she left home for good. Then he found her — in the pages of a porn magazine.

Well that'd be a fap-stopper. picked by doggylives 5 months ago

Astronomers have found the first signature of complex organic molecules in the dust cloud around a distant star, suggesting that these building blocks of life may be a common feature of planetary systems. picked by AutumnLotus 8 months ago

A freak accident has left one porn star dead and another a eunuch after the worlds first ever recorded choad choking occurred. picked by Richye 1 year ago

A court was heard that Australian Glen Iris chef John Xydias saw himself as a porn star when he raped his unconscious victims while filming the assault. picked by Maxriter 1 month ago

A body found inside a dormitory’s locked, high-voltage utility room has been identified as a 19-year-old Purdue University student who vanished more than two months ago, a university official said Tuesday. picked by suebe 1 year ago

An unusual star may have swallowed its stellar companion and burped out a planet-forming cloud as a result, a new study reports. The star, called BP Piscium, is surrounded by a thick disc of gas and dust from which it appears to be sucking up new material at a prodigious rate. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago

"Collecting kiddie porn -- even the most graphic images of child sex abuse -- doesn't automatically make one a pedophile, a noted psychologist said yesterday." "Baillie told Crown prosecutor Jenny Rees labelling all kiddie porn collectors as pedophiles would be akin to saying anyone with illicit drugs is an abuser." Comparing drugs to child porn? You're either USING it or DEA... read full post picked by digitalgimpling 2 years ago

It was stated before that the porn industry was going HD-DVD exclusive. Many know that this is what ultimately killed Betamax. Porn went VHS exclusive. Well, now you can get your porn fix in a new Hi-Def format. Looks like Sony is really working 'hard' at getting their proprietary software in every home! picked by punthe 9 months ago

I noticed there was
something odd about her foot: it was peeling,
like paint might peel off an old chair. picked by Bornbad 1 week ago

Missing nine-year-old schoolgirl Shannon Matthews has been found alive, three weeks after she disappeared.

Glad to hear it for once. All to often things go the other way. :( picked by thenegativeone 6 months ago

One of those "cropped image" quizzes. picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago

what he does picked by spocksmyhomeboy 1 year ago

Cherry Treats . . . Love Melody . . . Honey Rose . . . she has flowing hair, smooth skin, languid eyes, and she's completely naked.
Is she a XXX actress or a plastic horse? You make the call. Another Brunching Shuttlecocks classic. picked by VooDooPeacock 1 year ago

She had the right to remain silent, but decided to
be <cough> oral.

sorry picked by kxmk 1 year ago

A duck hunter found a body Saturday of one of four children allegedly thrown from a coastal bridge by their father, raising hopes that the other bodies will be recovered, a sheriff said.

Update to picked by muppet 8 months ago

Kevin Smith's upcoming flick Zack & Miri Make a Porno sounds better and better by the minute!

In addition to Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks and Jason Mewes, the cast just got rounded out by The Office's Craig Robinson and former porn star Traci Lords. picked by punthe 8 months ago

Probing a glowing bubble of gas and dust encircling a dying star, NASA's Hubble Space Telescope reveals a wealth of previously unseen structures. The object, called NGC 2371, is a planetary nebula, the glowing remains of a Sun-like star. The remnant star visible at the center of NGC 2371 is the super-hot core of the former red giant, now stripped of its outer layers. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

By studying in great detail the 'ringing' of a planet-harbouring star, a team of astronomers using ESO's 3.6-m telescope have shown that it must have drifted away from the metal-rich Hyades cluster. This discovery has implications for theories of star and planet formation, and for the dynamics of our Milky Way. picked by AutumnLotus 5 months ago

John Karr (one-time suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey case) may get the child porn charges dropped as they prosecutors can’t find the porn.

Someone may need to tell them about the internet and all the porn you can find there. picked by icepigs 2 years ago

"There's Always Porn" is a webcomic about three thirty-somethings who discover their true calling in life... to serve the internet's most bizarre buffet of porn to the online masses. picked by Neiako 1 year ago