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 13 Year Old + Dad's Credit Card = Hookers
13 Year Old + Dad's Credit Card = Hookers
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order. picked by doggylives 6 days ago
tags texas hookers credit card fraud
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 JoshSF49
6 days ago
Funniest part of the story to me was that they didn't hire the hookers for sex...they hired them to play xbox.

My mom always told me not to buy my friends....but i don't think this is what she meant
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 craziesean
5 days ago
i think that might be one of my kids!?!
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 2manyusernam...
5 days ago
His "punishment" for this event:

The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
what the f!?
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 larknet
5 days ago
« 2manyusernames : His "punishment" for this event:


what the f!?
You just committed fraud with your father's credit card and bought hookers, now what are you going to do?

I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
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 craziesean
5 days ago
« larknet : You just committed fraud with your father's credit card and bought hookers, now what are you going to do?

I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
I guess Disneyland is better then....lets say....More hookers!

the Dad should have just let him get the "clap" to teach him a lesson. nothing teaches a young man quicker then urinary discomfort!
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 eLJay
5 days ago
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

At least they had the good sense not do anything with those children!

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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 larknet
5 days ago
« eLJay : The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

At least they had the good sense not do anything with those children!

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The 13-year-old was quoted as saying ...

I... did... not... have... sexual... relations...

(you know the rest)
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 craziesean
5 days ago
« eLJay :

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
« larknet : The 13-year-old was quoted as saying ...

I... did... not... have... sexual... relations...
(you know the rest)
Seriously when you 2 both post right after each other its a mixture of cute and creepy!
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 larknet
5 days ago
« craziesean : Seriously when you 2 both post right after each other its a mixture of cute and creepy!
eljay can be the cute. I guess I then will end up being the creepy.
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 maven
5 days ago
I read that to mean that the father had intended to take the kid to Disneyland for forgetting his birthday, not as a result of this.

"The thing to do" after winning in WarCraft? Seriously? I've never played...Does it imply anything like that?
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 hOOsker
5 days ago
What? What's going on??!!


ohhhh, "hooker"...nevermind.
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 lynxears
5 days ago
As intensely amused by this story as I am, I'm suspicious of it. I looked around a bit (I wouldn't recommend googling "Texas 13-year-old hooker, btw), and I couldn't any other versions of this story.
Seriously, no one stateside picked this story up before it hit Britain?
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 bunnysutra
5 days ago
Used to be when you got caught smoking, pa would make you smoke a carton to be miserable and never smoke again

same with drinking

...*ponders* yeeeaaah...you can finish that line of thinking.

;)
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