20 deputies, two canine units and a police helicopter swarmed the area surrounding the mall's food court, shutting down roads, all to arrest a 52-year-old man, his 50-year-old wife and four other relatives, ages 16 to 20, Thursday evening. The crime? Wearing baggy pants. picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago

OK guys, drop your guns and hold up your hands. This is a stick up, I mean a drug bust, I mean HERE COME THE TROOPS! picked by dreamering 6 months ago

Example of hundreds:

Yes sir, Warden Okay I've been hanging around this popsicle stand way too long. Before I leave, I want to tell you all. When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock and roll me when I'm dead. I'll see you in Heaven someday. That's all Warden. picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago

That is the claim of a retired Pastor, Kenneth R. Cooke, a 73-year old pedophile and imbecile. He even claimed that he was the victim, that he was sexually harassed by the girl. picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago

Boy suspected of pointing light at bus, plane and helicopter in third laser-related arrest this week.

And it isn't even in Florida. picked by bevissimo 6 months ago

A New York City police officer has been arrested on charges of raping a 15-year-old girl, authorities said.

*Math problem: if a cop goes to prison for raping a child, what are his chances of survival? picked by dollyllama 6 months ago

Oh, didn't I mention, I murdered my mother 27 years ago?

Interesting story, but it ends before we know what happened! picked by bevissimo 6 months ago

She should have hugged a tiger. picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

JONESBORO, AR - A Brookland school employee is facing multiple charges after dressing up like Santa Claus and attacking the Brookland Superintendent and his family in their home Thursday night.

(this happend in my home town area's neck of the woods) picked by iamtoni78 6 months ago

A man is walking through the park. He sees a topless woman sunbathing. He stops to talk to her, she flirts with him, touching him and asks to see his penis. The man, thinking his Penthouse Forum fantasy has finally come true, pulls it out, only to be arrested for indecent exposure and the police claim it isn't entrapment!? picked by 2manyusernames 6 months ago

Former major league baseball player Jim Leyritz was arrested Friday morning on suspicion of DUI and vehicular homicide, TV station Local10 reported on its Web site. picked by ImNotBlue 6 months ago

Dougherty County authorities are investigating a report of a missing 53-foot-long trailer that was loaded with more than 2,300 cases of beer. Police said the beer disappeared sometime between Dec. 21 and Thursday.

How do you NOT notice a missing 53 foot long trailer for 6 days? picked by bevissimo 6 months ago

Someone smashes through a gas station pump. Must see to believe! Surprisingly, nobody was hurt! picked by icepigs 6 months ago

The agency launched the project after a successful test in September in Philadelphia, where electronic images helped the agency nab a handful of wanted criminals. picked by hisidea 6 months ago

A Bluetooth earpiece helped foil a Wendy's restaurant robbery in Columbus. picked by dollyllama 6 months ago

Pedophile trolled by "Internet Vigilante Group" and ends up getting arrested. picked by latueofstiberty 6 months ago

A postal worker worried about an absent colleague came across a horrific scene: six people, likely three generations of the same family, shot to death on their rural property. picked by dollyllama 6 months ago

Yet another pedophile asshat. He wanted the student to keep the fact that they slept together "down low" to protect him. Yea...she got pregnant...must have been one of those immaculate conceptions...yea...it IS Christmas time after all. picked by moe 6 months ago

NEW YORK - A man found guilty 17 years ago of murdering his parents as a teenager was freed from prison Thursday, days after an appeals court overturned the conviction and ordered a retrial because of new evidence. picked by bevissimo 6 months ago

A court in N'Djamena, Chad, has sentenced six aid workers from the Zoe's Ark organisation to eight years of hard labour in relation to the kidnapping one hundred and three children and attempting to take them out of the country (mostly into Europe) picked by pocksucket 6 months ago

So not what I wanted for X-mas picked by craziesean 6 months ago

Two police officers crash at the intersection of Sample and Chapin Streets, a stone's throw from the police station. picked by Whimsy420 6 months ago

Idaho paper ran a wanted photo from a surveillance camera. They also ran a seasonal photo of a man hanging decorations. Sharp readers saw the resemblance. You can, too.

Link is to a PDF, in case that sort of thing causes you problems. picked by hisidea 6 months ago

Dramatic article about The World's Most Dangerous Drug - Meth or Methamphetamine. Documentary, health care and educational video. picked by serbia 7 months ago

"Boy Meets World" star arrested on drunk driving warrant earlier this week. picked by mandolinorange 7 months ago