<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><xml><meta><title>10 Things Every Adult Should Know *NSFW*  : XML WIDGET</title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/low.mtm</link><description>You can use this XML spec to create a desktop widget or other application (i.e. Flash visualization). Please share it with us in our forum and we'll link it here!</description><language>en-us</language></meta><items><comment><id>231904</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q28</url><title><![CDATA[chinook @ 4/3/2008 11:48:00 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[While I can agree with pretty much all she has to say, <div class='qp pad d'><i>It's 2008. We have fossils. We have carbon dating. Get a clue! </i></div>  Carbon dating isn't used on most fossils, as the half life of 14C is a modest ~5730 years, so after about nine half-lives (in the vicinity of 50 000a) there's not enough carbon left to use.  Just to be a science nerd and point that out.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 11:48:00 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T23:48:00+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231892</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q27</url><title><![CDATA[blurmore @ 4/3/2008 11:21:56 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[uh...Was number 4 really necessary?  Are there really males who don't realize this??  Doesn't this seem a little personal, like she is bitter that she gave up some butt to a guy that complained?  Could it be possible that she is the ONLY woman in the world who actually enjoys buttsecks, but is bitter because of this misconception?  Wha??]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 11:21:56 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T23:21:56+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231717</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q26</url><title><![CDATA[maven @ 4/3/2008 7:41:30 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[That's Kansas for you.  Unsurprising.<br/><br/>Bully for Brontosaurus was my first book on evolution.  I adored it, scavenged through the library for more.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 7:41:30 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T19:41:30+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231577</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q25</url><title><![CDATA[imnotyoo @ 4/3/2008 4:29:07 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[By the way, I was never taught about evolution in school. Not once. I really wish I had been taught about it, but it's okay, I went to the library and checked out a bunch of books on it after stumbling upon an old National Geographic. The Nat Geo sucked me in and made me curious.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 4:29:07 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T16:29:07+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231524</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q24</url><title><![CDATA[coldbladed @ 4/3/2008 3:16:01 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q21"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>2manyusernames</b> : bah, <br/>&quot;A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.&quot;<br/><br/>or so says the great Lazarus Long</i></div>I'm not sure about planning an invasion or conning a ship but otherwise I'm set. Just don't blame me if my awesome looking house falls down at the first sign of wind.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 3:16:01 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T15:16:01+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231506</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q23</url><title><![CDATA[maven @ 4/3/2008 2:56:28 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q21"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>2manyusernames</b>&#160;:&#160;...the great Lazarus Long</i></div>And I think Snr Long knows far more than this carping wench.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 2:56:28 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T14:56:28+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231490</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q22</url><title><![CDATA[imnotyoo @ 4/3/2008 2:39:06 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>keroberos32</b> : You do know that &quot;amen&quot; means &quot;bring it here&quot; in French, right?</i></div>Nope; I never took a French class. <br/><br/>All I knew about the word 'amen' up until about a minute ago was that religious people often use it as a very heart-felt &quot;I agree&quot;.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 2:39:06 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T14:39:06+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231479</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q21</url><title><![CDATA[2manyusernames @ 4/3/2008 2:26:48 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[bah, <br/>&quot;A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.&quot;<br/><br/>or so says the great Lazarus Long]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 2:26:48 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T14:26:48+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231472</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q20</url><title><![CDATA[maven @ 4/3/2008 2:16:24 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>bluenutria</b>&#160;:&#160;Ooh, can I borrow this phrase?</i></div>If it makes you happy.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 2:16:24 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T14:16:24+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231407</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q19</url><title><![CDATA[bluenutria @ 4/3/2008 1:20:07 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q18"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>pocksucket</b> :   I think her agenda is more to entertain.  Which probably accounts for the ranty style.<br/></i></div>I'm much more entertained by the satire in the Ricky Gervais video doggylives just posted than by someone grabbing my figurative shirt collar and screaming in my face. <br/><br/>It's a matter of taste, I suppose.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 1:20:07 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T13:20:07+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231355</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q18</url><title><![CDATA[pocksucket @ 4/3/2008 12:19:34 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q17"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>bluenutria</b> : Of Course it doesn't make it true, it just makes it necessary for her to argue her point with a little less vulgarity. That's a lot of people who won't be listening to her.  But I guess she's just ranting.</i></div>Y'know, I'm not entirely convinced that Ms Bi<i></i>tch is looking for converts.  I think her agenda is more to entertain.  Which probably accounts for the ranty style.<br/><br/>Mind you, there are plenty of people who want to spread the word of [insert zealotry of choice here] who think they have the gift of enthusiasm but really just rant.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 12:19:34 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T12:19:34+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231342</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q17</url><title><![CDATA[bluenutria @ 4/3/2008 11:55:28 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q11"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>pocksUcket</b> : Isn't that an example of wikiality and truthiness?</i></div>Of Course it doesn't make it true, it just makes it necessary for her to argue her point with a little less vulgarity. That's a lot of people who won't be listening to her.  But I guess she's just ranting.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 11:55:28 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T11:55:28+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231307</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q16</url><title><![CDATA[badbud @ 4/3/2008 6:49:19 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[and for those who don't know...<br/><br/><br/>Go directly to your nearest library. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 6:49:19 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T06:49:19+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231306</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q15</url><title><![CDATA[badbud @ 4/3/2008 6:49:16 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I apologize for quoting Chris Matthews but I read this and thought, tell me something I don't know]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 6:49:16 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T06:49:16+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231305</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q14</url><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/3/2008 6:39:41 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q13"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>pocksucket</b> : Good point, well made.<br/><br/>Didn't think that one through.<br/><br/>That would go above and beyond the call of duty, and would probably deserve a medal of some sort.<br/><br/>Although not a rusty sheriff's badge.  That would be wholly inappropriate.</i></div>Urgggg!]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 6:39:41 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T06:39:41+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231304</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q13</url><title><![CDATA[pocksucket @ 4/3/2008 6:31:58 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q12"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b> : Can ya not mention No.4 and me &quot;taking one for the team&quot; in the same comment again. It could be taken the wrong way ;)</i></div>Good point, well made.<br/><br/>Didn't think that one through.<br/><br/>That would go above and beyond the call of duty, and would probably deserve a medal of some sort.<br/><br/>Although not a rusty sheriff's badge.  That would be wholly inappropriate.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 6:31:58 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T06:31:58+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231302</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q12</url><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/3/2008 6:15:29 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q10"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>pocksUcket</b> : *WARNING* Don't read number 4 while eating your breakfast.<br/><br/>Is that too late now?<br/><br/>At least your sacrifice will serve to protect others, and we salute you for taking one for the team.<br/><br/>*Salutes*</i></div>Can ya not mention No.4 and me &quot;taking one for the team&quot; in the same comment again. It could be taken the wrong way ;)]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 6:15:29 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T06:15:29+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231299</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q11</url><title><![CDATA[pocksUcket @ 4/3/2008 5:48:11 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q2"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>bluenutria</b>&#160;:&#160;Billions of people earnestly believe God had a hand in the creation of our world.  <br/></i></div>Isn't that an example of wikiality and truthiness?]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 5:48:11 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T05:48:11+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231298</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q10</url><title><![CDATA[pocksUcket @ 4/3/2008 5:41:32 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q9"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>doggylives</b>&#160;:&#160;SOMEONE could have warned me not to read <strike>No.2</strike> No.4 while I was eating my fuggin breakfast!!    <br/><br/>It <b>is</b> however a very good point</i></div>*WARNING* Don't read number 4 while eating your breakfast.<br/><br/>Is that too late now?<br/><br/>At least your sacrifice will serve to protect others, and we salute you for taking one for the team.<br/><br/>*Salutes*]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 5:41:32 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T05:41:32+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231294</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q9</url><title><![CDATA[doggylives @ 4/3/2008 4:56:39 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[SOMEONE could have warned me not to read <strike>No.2</strike> No.4 while I was eating my fuggin breakfast!!    <br/><br/>It <b>is</b> however a very good point]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 4:56:39 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T04:56:39+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231288</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q8</url><title><![CDATA[thebluefrog @ 4/3/2008 4:23:25 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>keroberos32</b> : You do know that &quot;amen&quot; means &quot;bring it here&quot; in French, right?</i></div>It also means 1 male in ebonics.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 4:23:25 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T04:23:25+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231273</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q7</url><title><![CDATA[bluenutria @ 4/3/2008 2:06:26 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q6"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>keroberos32</b> : You do know that &quot;amen&quot; means &quot;bring it here&quot; in French, right?</i></div>And it means &quot;So be it&quot; in Hebrew.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 2:06:26 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T02:06:26+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231264</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q6</url><title><![CDATA[keroberos32 @ 4/3/2008 1:33:49 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q3"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>imnotyoo</b>&#160;:&#160;Figurative &quot;amen&quot; to #8.</i></div>You do know that &quot;amen&quot; means &quot;bring it here&quot; in French, right?]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 1:33:49 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T01:33:49+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231262</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q5</url><title><![CDATA[bluenutria @ 4/3/2008 1:30:59 AM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/f/3810/1/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>maven</b> : slavering rag</i></div>Ooh, can I borrow this phrase?]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/3/2008 1:30:59 AM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-03T01:30:59+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231210</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q4</url><title><![CDATA[maven @ 4/2/2008 9:22:36 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[I get that this is a rant.  I get that it's supposed to be in-your-face-yelling. I even agree with most of it.  But it's hard to take someone seriously, or even be amused by them, when they come across like a slavering rag.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/2/2008 9:22:36 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-02T21:22:36+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231203</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q3</url><title><![CDATA[imnotyoo @ 4/2/2008 9:11:18 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Figurative &quot;amen&quot; to #8.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/2/2008 9:11:18 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-02T21:11:18+01:00</atomdate></comment><comment><id>231178</id><url>http://www.plime.com/education/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q2</url><title><![CDATA[bluenutria @ 4/2/2008 8:27:05 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i>Creationism is bulls**t. Seriously.<br/>A big magic guy in the clouds did not wiggle his fingers and create the earth in 6 days. Didn't f**king happen. And I think anyone who professes to believe such a thing ought to be barred from political office</i></div>Ah, I don't quite agree with this here.  I don't think it should be taught in schools. I do think evolution should be taught (I never was taught about evolution; my biology teacher refused to touch it). But she's being rather caustic with this one.  Billions of people earnestly believe God had a hand in the creation of our world.  <br/><br/>I do agree that sex leads to pregnancy.  Apparently, it was how I came to be born.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/2/2008 8:27:05 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-02T20:27:05+01:00</atomdate></comment><table width='100%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='0'><tr class='lg plime2 trh'><td align="left" style='font-size:15pt'><b><div id='forum_header' name='forum_header'>10 Things Every Adult Should Know *NSFW*</div></b></td><td valign='bottom' align='right' style='font-size:10pt'  nowrap="nowrap"> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss'>1</a></b> <a class='page td' href='/f/3810/2/xml_widget.rss'>2</a> <a href='/f/3810/2/xml_widget.rss' class='page td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table><comment><id>3810</id><url>http://www.plime.com/f/3810/1/xml_widget.rss#q1</url><title><![CDATA[pocksUcket @ 4/2/2008 8:07:34 PM]]></title><content><![CDATA[Written by someone named <i>Alphab<b></b>itch</i> <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.f-ckingc-nts.com/ramble/10-things-every-adult-should-know" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here are 10 facts</a>, perhaps a little brashly presented, that perhaps ought to be added to the curriculum.<br/><br/>Well, alright, maybe number 4 doesn't <b>have</b> to be taught in schools.  But looking at the bigger picture, that's a useful bit of realism too.<br/><br/>Feel free to discuss any of the points raised, or suggest your own.]]></content><score></score><crdate>4/2/2008 8:07:34 PM</crdate><rssdate></rssdate><atomdate>2008-04-02T20:07:34+01:00</atomdate></comment></items></xml>