I didn't understand the concept of 'sexual positions' until high school, before then I thought the man would just lay on top the women, insert his penis, and then he was done.

This is exactly how I do it.

You forgot the "Minivan".

(Two in the front and five in the rear.)

I always had apprehension about what would happen if you REALLY had to pee during intercourse. Then I realized that these urges operate in the same conduit but on different circuits.

For some reason, my friends and I thought that a guy's penis was the size of a zucchini. Don't ask me why, that's just how it was for us.

Large zucchini's are about the size of my femur, so you can imagine how disappointed but slightly relieved I was later on.

You mean most men aren't the size of a zucchini? Nice...

I was told once in school that if a girl tensed up during sex, that the penis could get stuck in there until she relaxed and it could take hours. Scared me so much!

Don't hurt yourself.>; )

You're awfully cocky for a man who wears a skirt ;)

"The Sex Chronicles" by Lance Rancier

[Japanese prostitutes working] in the Hong Kong harbor offered the ultimate pleasure to a man. The service was expensive to the man and dangerous to the woman. The Sampan girl, working in a boat, leaned over the side of the boat and ducked her head into the water. The customer entered her from behind, experiencing exquisite vaginal spasms around his penis as the woman reacted to her near drowning. She pulled herself out of the water just before she lost consciousness, usually after the client had experienced an intense orgasm.

While it may have been a nightmare to you...it would be like a dream to your partner.

My dad told me one time that when you see two dogs stuck together is because the male dog managed to tie his penis into a knot inside the female dog... seeing how the anatomy was similar I was obviously scared.

On the other side, my mother told me to extra care when 'that time of the month' came, because that is when you are most vulnerable.

Everything else I learned from sex-ed class and porn.

i didn't have alot of hang-ups as a kid about sex. i caught my parents having sex at the age of 3 (NEVER EVER want to see that again) and since then i've pretty much researched every aspect of sex. there's even porn for people who like to watch people watching porn

I never knew it involved so much crying!

A friend of mine from the States told me that in sex ed they had to practice putting condoms on a banana, apparently leading some girls to believe they wouldn't get pregnant if they put a condom on a banana first!

Errrm, I think ya might be doing something wrong there ;)

or something VERY, VERY right.

Yeah, those sheep sure do make a lot of noise...

usually I'm the one cryin due to the pepper spray! that should never deter someone though I bet OJ has been sprayed before. if you look at the avatar close his eyes are bright red. betcha a brutha got sprayed!

Yep, and I had the misconception too that pregnancy happened from this only if the participants loved each other.