let's share all the myths and taboos about sex that you learned when you were young and impressionable - especially those bits that you believed, but didn't know they were wrong or misinterpreted.
i guess it would be polite if i shared mine ... but i don't really have any. i was so ignorant of sex during my public school years, i didn't know even any myths. well, except this summerization of all the public sex ed i got from public school: "this is a penis. this is a vagina. when they come together, babies happen. and then you get an STD." Score: [-] 204 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by mobase: Well.
I give her the money from my lemonade stand, she tells me that it's not quite enough, so I sell my hotwheels, and then she touches my hand and I get all tingly in my no-no place, and then she says she doesn't want to. Then I go beat up the other kids. Score: [-] 271 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp: NSFW
I give her the money from my lemonade stand, she tells me that it's not quite enough, so I sell my hotwheels, and then she touches my hand and I get all tingly in my no-no place, and then she says she doesn't want to. Then I go beat up the other kids.
Last week?
I used to think when I was about 7 or 8 that the man put his dinkle in the womans belly-button to have sexy-time.
Thats just me though Score: [-] 134 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by mobase:
I used to think when I was about 7 or 8 that the man put his dinkle in the womans belly-button to have sexy-time.
No. That's Cinemax after dark. Sounds like you fell asleep and left it on again.
Thats just me though
Score: [-] 123 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by doggylives:
«mobase : No. That's Cinemax after dark. Sounds like you fell asleep and left it on again.
wtf? Are you on the vicodin again? I thought we talked about this?! :D Score: [-] 40 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by SparklyEyedGal181: I thought that God had a people workshop and the elves and God made babies all day long, and when they are ready God delivered the baby to the mommy in a sleigh. Clearly I had God confused with Santa Claus.
I was also totally bummed that I didn't have a penis like my brothers. But I'm over it now. Score: [-] 308 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by doggylives:
I thought that God had a people workshop and the elves and God made babies all day long, and when they are ready God delivered the baby to the mommy in a sleigh. Clearly I had God confused with Santa Claus.
I was also totally bummed that I didn't have a penis like my brothers. But I'm over it now.
You can have my penis if you want
That came out all wrong. Score: [-] 213 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by JOHNDX: Sorry, I was born knowing everything there was to know about sex. Score: [-] 108 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by moe:
That did too. Score: [-] 197 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by tomphoolry: Moms go out in the cabbage patch and they find boy babies under the leaves of a blue cabbage and girl babies under the leaves of a pink cabbage. What's so difficult about that? Score: [-] 140 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by chinook: Punch it, Herb Yo, I don't think we should talk about this Come on, why not? People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know? No, but that's a part of life
Come on
[CHORUS]
Let's talk about sex, baby Let's talk about you and me Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd It keeps coming up anyhow Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic Cuz that ain't gonna stop it Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows Many will know anything goes Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be How it was, and of course, how it should be Those who think it's dirty have a choice Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it All right then, come on, Spin
[CHORUS]
Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop She use what she got to get whatever she don't got Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human The chick was a hit because her body was boomin' Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds Nothin' she ever wore was ever common Her dates heads of state, men of taste Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list And believe me, you, it's as good as true There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad Thinkin' about the things that she never had No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note That last night was dope
Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it) Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it) Let's talk about all the good things And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex (come on) Let's talk about sex (do it) Let's talk about sex (uh-huh) Let's talk about sex
Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right [repeat]
(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio And why not? Everybody has sex I mean, everybody should be makin' love Come on, how many guys you know make love?)
[CHORUS] Score: [-] 147 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by favorablydisposed: I thought that if you got real close to the tv and looked down you could see what the tv wasn't showing. I think I realized that didn't work after the first time of trying to see down a shirt on tv. Score: [-] 223 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
«favorablydisposed : I thought that if you got real close to the tv and looked down you could see what the tv wasn't showing. I think I realized that didn't work after the first time of trying to see down a shirt on tv.
That doesn't work??? I thought I just wasn't getting the right angle! Score: [-] 106 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by leehblanc:
Okay, my story: A friend of mine told me when I was 9 or 10 that women had two holes. One was for peeing, and one was for sexy-time. I spent the next few years TERRIFIED of sex. How would I know which hole was which?
*I still get the wrong one sometimes, but I pretend it's an accident Score: [-] 270 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
«leehblanc : Well don't just lie there... put it back in!
Okay, my story: A friend of mine told me when I was 9 or 10 that women had two holes.
I thought they had two holes so that you could carry them like a six-pack. Score: [-] 132 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by doggylives:
«dOntEAtpOOp : I thought they had two holes so that you could carry them like a six-pack.
That just made me think of this
Score: [-] 246 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by coldbladed: I thought animals had butt sex and just had different reproductive plumbing. This led me to believe that doggystyle was another term for anal.
This was after I was young but when I wasn't old enough yet to have out grown being naive. Score: [-] 207 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by doggylives:
«coldbladed : I thought animals had butt sex and just had different reproductive plumbing. This led me to believe that doggystyle was another term for anal.
This was after I was young but when I wasn't old enough yet to have out grown being naive.
I think you'll find that the proper spelling is buttsecks Score: [-] 113 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by moe:
The Blaster (otherwise known as the doggylives) Score: [-] 203 [+]. Posted: 6 months ago by doggylives:
