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craziesean @ 4/27/2008 1:28:26 PM

« D3SPiTE :
But now I "love poon"

Amen Brother!!

D3SPiTE @ 4/26/2008 3:57:48 PM

I always assumed that a vagina was just a hole.
I didn't realize it would be pink and have lips and stuff.
Needless to say the first time I saw one I was kind of grossed out.
But now I "love poon"

Jerry520 @ 4/26/2008 2:22:58 PM

I was always pretty knowledgable as a kid, for the simple fact that I watched one of those cheesy early 90's "Let's-teach-the-children-about-sex" videos. It pretty muchg went through everything, so I knew a fair bit. I even started telling people randomly about what I knew. They never seemed to like that much.

sykeo56 @ 4/25/2008 11:11:17 PM

« craziesean : usually I'm the one cryin due to the pepper spray!

For some reason the pepper spray always turns me on more.

SpamTrap @ 4/25/2008 5:47:56 PM

« gammerus : I didn't understand the concept of 'sexual positions' until high school, before then I thought the man would just lay on top the women, insert his penis, and then he was done.

Yep, and I had the misconception too that pregnancy happened from this only if the participants loved each other.

craziesean @ 4/25/2008 5:08:53 PM

usually I'm the one cryin due to the pepper spray! that should never deter someone though I bet OJ has been sprayed before. if you look at the avatar close his eyes are bright red. betcha a brutha got sprayed!

leehblanc @ 4/6/2008 2:34:06 AM

« sykeo56 : I never knew it involved so much crying!

Yeah, those sheep sure do make a lot of noise...

blurmore @ 4/6/2008 1:18:59 AM

« doggylives : Errrm, I think ya might be doing something wrong there ;)

or something VERY, VERY right.

doggylives @ 4/5/2008 2:21:49 PM

« sykeo56 : I never knew it involved so much crying!

Errrm, I think ya might be doing something wrong there ;)

Kitsune86 @ 4/5/2008 12:11:19 PM

A friend of mine from the States told me that in sex ed they had to practice putting condoms on a banana, apparently leading some girls to believe they wouldn't get pregnant if they put a condom on a banana first!

sykeo56 @ 4/5/2008 11:33:17 AM

I never knew it involved so much crying!

madhatteraggie @ 4/5/2008 10:20:12 AM

i didn't have alot of hang-ups as a kid about sex. i caught my parents having sex at the age of 3 (NEVER EVER want to see that again) and since then i've pretty much researched every aspect of sex. there's even porn for people who like to watch people watching porn

suckersklub @ 4/5/2008 9:44:11 AM

« keroberos32:Everything else I learned from sex-ed class and porn.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Yin_yang.svg/466px-Yin_yang.svg.png

keroberos32 @ 4/5/2008 9:25:43 AM

My dad told me one time that when you see two dogs stuck together is because the male dog managed to tie his penis into a knot inside the female dog... seeing how the anatomy was similar I was obviously scared.

On the other side, my mother told me to extra care when 'that time of the month' came, because that is when you are most vulnerable.

Everything else I learned from sex-ed class and porn.

blurmore @ 4/5/2008 8:34:54 AM

« Chez : I was told once in school that if a girl tensed up during sex, that the penis could get stuck in there until she relaxed and it could take hours. Scared me so much!

"The Sex Chronicles" by Lance Rancier

[Japanese prostitutes working] in the Hong Kong harbor offered the ultimate pleasure to a man. The service was expensive to the man and dangerous to the woman. The Sampan girl, working in a boat, leaned over the side of the boat and ducked her head into the water. The customer entered her from behind, experiencing exquisite vaginal spasms around his penis as the woman reacted to her near drowning. She pulled herself out of the water just before she lost consciousness, usually after the client had experienced an intense orgasm.

While it may have been a nightmare to you...it would be like a dream to your partner.

doggylives @ 4/5/2008 3:25:44 AM

« mutil8or : Don't hurt yourself.>; )

You're awfully cocky for a man who wears a skirt ;)

mutil8or @ 4/5/2008 2:09:34 AM

« doggylives : Hahahahaha I just knew it was only time before someone brought that up. I'm gonna try that one, I'll let you know how it goes.

Don't hurt yourself.>; )

Chez @ 4/5/2008 2:08:45 AM

I was told once in school that if a girl tensed up during sex, that the penis could get stuck in there until she relaxed and it could take hours. Scared me so much!

MelgEsevad @ 4/5/2008 2:07:43 AM

« chinook : For some reason, my friends and I thought that a guy's penis was the size of a zucchini. Don't ask me why, that's just how it was for us.

Large zucchini's are about the size of my femur, so you can imagine how disappointed but slightly relieved I was later on.

You mean most men aren't the size of a zucchini? Nice...

chinook @ 4/5/2008 1:42:00 AM

For some reason, my friends and I thought that a guy's penis was the size of a zucchini. Don't ask me why, that's just how it was for us.

Large zucchini's are about the size of my femur, so you can imagine how disappointed but slightly relieved I was later on.

blurmore @ 4/4/2008 8:52:28 PM

I always had apprehension about what would happen if you REALLY had to pee during intercourse. Then I realized that these urges operate in the same conduit but on different circuits.

mobase @ 4/4/2008 8:33:44 PM

« doggylives : That just made me think of this

You forgot the "Minivan".

(Two in the front and five in the rear.)

dOntEAtpOOp @ 4/4/2008 6:50:01 PM

« gammerus:I thought the man would just lay on top the women, insert his penis, and then he was done.

This is exactly how I do it.

gammerus @ 4/4/2008 6:47:07 PM

I didn't understand the concept of 'sexual positions' until high school, before then I thought the man would just lay on top the women, insert his penis, and then he was done.

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 6:14:20 PM

« moe :

The Blaster (otherwise known as the doggylives)

Hahahahaha I just knew it was only time before someone brought that up. I'm gonna try that one, I'll let you know how it goes.

moe @ 4/4/2008 5:32:07 PM

http://rookery1.plime.com/storage/454500/454922_3d20_90x90.jpg

The Blaster (otherwise known as the doggylives)

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 5:22:32 PM

« coldbladed : I thought animals had butt sex and just had different reproductive plumbing. This led me to believe that doggystyle was another term for anal.

This was after I was young but when I wasn't old enough yet to have out grown being naive.

I think you'll find that the proper spelling is buttsecks

coldbladed @ 4/4/2008 5:20:13 PM

I thought animals had butt sex and just had different reproductive plumbing. This led me to believe that doggystyle was another term for anal.

This was after I was young but when I wasn't old enough yet to have out grown being naive.

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 4:58:08 PM

« dOntEAtpOOp : I thought they had two holes so that you could carry them like a six-pack.

That just made me think of this

http://www.corruptfibers.com/images/products/shocker_tshirt.jpg

dOntEAtpOOp @ 4/4/2008 4:55:11 PM

« leehblanc : Well don't just lie there... put it back in!

Okay, my story: A friend of mine told me when I was 9 or 10 that women had two holes.

I thought they had two holes so that you could carry them like a six-pack.

leehblanc @ 4/4/2008 4:42:10 PM

« doggylives : ~~You can have my penis if you want~~

That came out all wrong.

Well don't just lie there... put it back in!

Okay, my story: A friend of mine told me when I was 9 or 10 that women had two holes. One was for peeing, and one was for sexy-time. I spent the next few years TERRIFIED of sex. How would I know which hole was which?

*I still get the wrong one sometimes, but I pretend it's an accident

dOntEAtpOOp @ 4/4/2008 4:32:23 PM

« favorablydisposed : I thought that if you got real close to the tv and looked down you could see what the tv wasn't showing. I think I realized that didn't work after the first time of trying to see down a shirt on tv.

That doesn't work??? I thought I just wasn't getting the right angle!

favorablydisposed @ 4/4/2008 4:27:24 PM

I thought that if you got real close to the tv and looked down you could see what the tv wasn't showing. I think I realized that didn't work after the first time of trying to see down a shirt on tv.

chinook @ 4/4/2008 4:03:22 PM

Punch it, Herb
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life

Come on

[CHORUS]

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

[CHORUS]

Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope

Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex (come on)
Let's talk about sex (do it)
Let's talk about sex (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sex

Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about sex, all right
[repeat]

(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has sex
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?)

[CHORUS]

tomphoolry @ 4/4/2008 3:59:12 PM

Moms go out in the cabbage patch and they find boy babies under the leaves of a blue cabbage and girl babies under the leaves of a pink cabbage. What's so difficult about that?

moe @ 4/4/2008 3:56:01 PM

« doggylives :That came out all wrong.

That did too.

JOHNDX @ 4/4/2008 3:55:07 PM

Sorry, I was born knowing everything there was to know about sex.

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 3:33:53 PM

I thought that God had a people workshop and the elves and God made babies all day long, and when they are ready God delivered the baby to the mommy in a sleigh. Clearly I had God confused with Santa Claus.

I was also totally bummed that I didn't have a penis like my brothers. But I'm over it now.

~~You can have my penis if you want~~

That came out all wrong.

SparklyEyedGal181 @ 4/4/2008 3:24:25 PM

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 2:48:23 PM

« mobase : No. That's Cinemax after dark. Sounds like you fell asleep and left it on again.

wtf? Are you on the vicodin again? I thought we talked about this?! :D

mobase @ 4/4/2008 2:33:59 PM

« doggylives : Last week?

I used to think when I was about 7 or 8 that the man put his dinkle in the womans belly-button to have sexy-time.

No. That's Cinemax after dark. Sounds like you fell asleep and left it on again.

Thats just me though

doggylives @ 4/4/2008 2:28:04 PM

« mobase : Well.

I give her the money from my lemonade stand, she tells me that it's not quite enough, so I sell my hotwheels, and then she touches my hand and I get all tingly in my no-no place, and then she says she doesn't want to.
Then I go beat up the other kids.

Last week?

I used to think when I was about 7 or 8 that the man put his dinkle in the womans belly-button to have sexy-time.

Thats just me though

dOntEAtpOOp @ 4/4/2008 2:16:28 PM

NSFW

mobase @ 4/4/2008 1:52:04 PM

Well.

I give her the money from my lemonade stand, she tells me that it's not quite enough, so I sell my hotwheels, and then she touches my hand and I get all tingly in my no-no place, and then she says she doesn't want to.
Then I go beat up the other kids.

restlesschicken @ 4/4/2008 1:35:43 PM

inspired by this:

http://www.plime.com/education/l/56783/1/

let's share all the myths and taboos about sex that you learned when you were young and impressionable - especially those bits that you believed, but didn't know they were wrong or misinterpreted.

i guess it would be polite if i shared mine ... but i don't really have any. i was so ignorant of sex during my public school years, i didn't know even any myths. well, except this summerization of all the public sex ed i got from public school: "this is a penis. this is a vagina. when they come together, babies happen. and then you get an STD."