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Posted: 8 months ago by heymrp:
As seen on other posts, threads, and comments some plimates like to go about correcting the spelling and grammer. Be witty, try to create sentences with spelling, grammar and punctuation errors that you think none of the other's will catch. You might even try and hide blatant errors near catastrophically bad one's in an attempt to divert attention from your devious little tricks.
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Posted: 8 months ago by muppetmaker:
Pandas: Eats, shoots and leaves.
Sorry, for all you english majors out there I just had to bring it up. Great book.
Score: [-] 105 [+].
Posted: 8 months ago by blurmore:
A Panda walks into a bar.
He grabs a whole bowl of beer nuts and downs them.
He pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender dead.
The the Panda walks out.
One of the patrons of the patrons of the bar says to another patron "Whats up with the Panda?".
The Patron responds "Oh, the Panda eats shoots and leaves"
oh wait....never mind.
Score: [-] 165 [+].
Posted: 8 months ago by Moe:
I think that I will loose this competition I hate when people use this certain word and misspell it because when it is misspelled it means something totally different and even though it is a slight violation of Plimeness I edit that one word to be correct if I ever see it being spelled wrong, that is only if I can edit the post which usually I can because I have a 32 karma but there are some that I can't edit and I seriously want to like scream at the people that use it wrong really loud something like "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WORD, HELLO?!?!?!" so anyways there you have it.
Score: [-] 71 [+].
Posted: 8 months ago by blurmore:
DAMN YOU MM DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!!! FIRST THE DOUCHE!!! NOW THIS!!! MAYBE I will SET YOU UP WITH MY CRAZY X-GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
Score: [-] 63 [+].
Posted: 7 months ago by pocksucket:
Am I allowed to bring up Americanized spellings, or dont they count?
Score: [-] 109 [+].
Posted: 7 months ago by Bandit:
« pocksucket : Am I allowed to bring up Americanized spellings, or dont they count? You Shoure Can! Gou Right Ahead!
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Posted: 7 months ago by Moe:
« pocksucket : Am I allowed to bring up Americanized spellings, or dont they count? They count. As the correct version.
Score: [-] 185 [+].
Posted: 7 months ago by SpamTrap:
A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers...
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
-- Internet folklore
Score: [-] 88 [+].
Posted: 7 months ago by cheeselog1234:
plimates like to go about correcting the spelling and grammer
r u cirius? i mean, how crazee duz some1 hav 2 be?
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Posted: 7 months ago by coldbladed:
I'm always unsure when to use the single quote instead of the double quote. And sometimes I create unnecessary parentheticals.
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Posted: 7 months ago by SpamTrap:
« Moe : They count. As the correct version. It is actually the 2.0 version. The 1.0 is still supported too as long as there are people running on old brainware and so can not upgrade their version.
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Posted: 7 months ago by TheStep:
This thred disspleazes mee allot.
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Posted: 7 months ago by unzercharlie:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Score: [-] 129 [+].
Posted: 7 months ago by pocksucket:
« unzercharlie : Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. I was going to pick this up as not fitting this thread due to being grammatically correct, but then I realised it is OK, because it is factually incorrect. There is no such thing as a Buffalo buffalo.
It should read Buffalo bison Bufallo bison Bufallo bison bufallo buffalo Bufallo bison.
But comments like that tend to get you punched for being a smart alec.
Score: [-] 64 [+].
Posted: 7 months ago by unzercharlie:
« pocksucket : I was going to pick this up as not fitting this thread due to being grammatically correct, but then I realised it is OK, because it is factually incorrect. There is no such thing as a Buffalo buffalo.
It should read Buffalo bison Bufallo bison Bufallo bison bufallo buffalo Bufallo bison.
But comments like that tend to get you punched for being a smart alec. *punch*
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Posted: 7 months ago by pocksucket:
Ouch!
But deserved.
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Posted: 7 months ago by gnikgnok:
My quotie thingmabob isn't working, but since no one else wanted to play...
As seen on other posts, threads, and comments some plimates like to go about correcting the spelling and grammer. Be witty, try to create sentences with spelling, grammar; and punctuation errors that you think none of the other's will catch. You might even try and hide blatant errors near catastrophically bad one's in an attempt to divert attention from your devious little tricks.
Did I get 'em all, mrp?
My 8 year old is a phonetical speller... drives me absolutly CRAZY! The 11-year-old doesn't never use the semicolin; I don't now why. The forth grader - he loves to right but hates to reviese so I'm allways editting his stuff. As for the toddler? Don't even get me started - he can't even rememember to dot his i's, and cross his tees. (but at lease he doesnt cross his eyes and dot his tees)
Score: [-] 155 [+].
Posted: 7 months ago by craziesean:
i try not to use CAPs when referring to myself. i think we've discussed this before. i have the ideology that in written word CAPs are a sign of respect. not that i dont respect myself, i just choose to use CAPs for those i respect and love.
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Posted: 7 months ago by Moe:
Yea like poppin' CAPS in the ass of the ones you love.
(Yes I know that OJ did the murders with a knife, but allow me some poetic license, eh?)
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Posted: 7 months ago by dork:
Be witty, try to create sentences with spelling, grammar and punctuation errors that you think none of the other's will catch.
I normally don't have to try.
I wonder, why are my mistakes so obvious to everyone else but me.
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