<rss version="0.91"><channel><title>Things Americans Say Wrong : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Things Americans Say Wrong : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/</link><description></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Things Americans Say Wrong]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/38674/1/</link><description><![CDATA[...especially Texans. (found off of TheStep's post)]]></description></item><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0' width='100%' style='padding-top:5px;margin-bottom:0px;' class='trh'><tr valign='bottom'><td><table cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr valign='bottom'><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabs lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-comments'><a href='/education/l/38674/1/' class='plime2 td mn'>comments (20)</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-related'><a href='/education/l/38674-related/1/' class='plime td mn'>related</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-share'><a href='/education/l/38674-share/1/' class='plime td mn'>share</a></td><td class='minitabspc' style='font-size:7px'>&nbsp;</td><td class='minitabd lg'  nowrap="nowrap" id='tab-history'><a href='/education/l/38674-history/1/' class='plime td mn'>edit history (1)</a></td></tr></table></td><td class='minitabspc' style='width:100%' valign='middle'><table width='100%'><tr class='regular'><td align='right'> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&lt;</a><span> <b><a class='page-selected td' href='/education/l/38674/1/'>1</a></b> <a onclick='return false' class='page-dull td'>&gt;</a></span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table><item><title><![CDATA[forgottenshorelines @ 11/2/2007 5:31:56 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q21</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/l/38674/1/#q4"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>punthe</b> : You Americans make me laugh with your mispronunciation. Know what I'm talking aboot? lol</i></div>iz got no clues what you b talkin' 'bout. lolz<br/><br/>=P j/k haha]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Mango-fox @ 10/18/2007 10:01:52 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q20</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/l/38674/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dollyllama</b> : It's &quot;a lot&quot; easier, not &quot;way&quot; easier (and <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/alot.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">a lot</a>, is not one word). :D<br/><br/>The one that I have heard most recently that makes my skin crawl is &quot;orientated&quot;.  No, it's oriented or orientation, not a combination of the two.<br/><br/>Here's a list that's a bit more <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">comprehensive</a> (and perhaps annoying).</i></div>I think the world would be a better place if people read the &quot;Dangling and Misplaced Modifiers&quot; section. <br/><br/>(But then again, we wouldn't have so many funny signs that way!)]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[dollyllama @ 10/18/2007 9:49:56 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q19</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/l/38674/1/#q16"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>donteatpoop</b> : I've heard people saying some of these and it urks me, and I've said some myself.<br/></i></div>Um, it's <i>irks</i>, not <i>urks</i>. <br/><br/><br/>/me ducks.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Moonglow30 @ 10/18/2007 11:45:29 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q18</link><description><![CDATA[When I was little I  had neighbors who would say they had to &quot;pick up thier Subscriptions at the Pharmacy&quot; I always got a kick out of it. Then again I'm always &quot;Fixin to do this or Fixin to do that&quot; I could care less if its proper.<br/><br/>As for the list, if languages didn't evolve  we would still be going &quot;Ugh Ugh Grunt Grunt Ooga Booga&quot; Who's to say their way should stay the &quot;right&quot; way to say something.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[sublime151 @ 10/18/2007 4:27:02 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q17</link><description><![CDATA[I have to agree with donteatpoop.  Some of the words on this list just don't belong here.  &quot;Guessitmate&quot; is a slang term combining guess and estimate = an educated guess.  I learned that in school!  <br/>Accents changes from region to region.  And language evolves.<br/>This list was annoying.<br/>Really.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[donteatpoop @ 10/18/2007 1:46:59 AM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q16</link><description><![CDATA[I've heard people saying some of these and it urks me, and I've said some myself.<br/><br/>But the presence of some of the &quot;mispronounciations&quot; on here are just stupid. There is a thing called slang; it's not always a misponounciation. Guesstimate is a prime example of this. Everyone knows it's estimate, unless you're <i>really</i> up in the hills. <br/><br/>Alzheimers is another one, it's a f'ing joke; lighten up. Who most commonly suffers from alzheimers? Old-timers. Wakka wakka.<br/><br/>And a &quot;doggy-dog world&quot;? Has anyone actually heard someone say this outside of making bad animal puns? Or is the source for this a four year old? Where's pasketties on the list???<br/><br/>&quot;Just assume not go...&quot; come one, get off your high horse and open your ears. Are we just talking to fast for you? Maaaaayybeeeee weeeee shoooouuuullllldddd slooooowwwww dooooooowwwnnn sooooo thaaaat youuuuu caaaaaan keeeeeep uuuuuuup.<br/><br/>&quot;may-sure&#8221; / &#8220;play-sure&#8221; / &#8220;tray-sure&quot; - what? Are we picking on accents now? Where's drawring?<br/><br/>OK, I'm done. Sorry, this list annoyed me.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[naughtiousmaximus @ 10/17/2007 11:52:38 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q15</link><description><![CDATA[You really do need to watch context (and trust me, I'm as pedantic as they get with language).  To choose one example:<br/><br/>Cavalry == a group of soldiers on horses (or mechanical equivalent), <br/>Calvary == A hill near Jerusalem.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[bunnysutra @ 10/17/2007 11:26:20 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q14</link><description><![CDATA[It appears some of those are just plain regional. Here in colorado they pronounce Zuni as Zoo-nye instead of Zoo-nee. *cringes* <br/><br/>but, who cares, eventually we'll all just speak text. IMHO. <br/><br/>;)]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[mahler87 @ 10/17/2007 10:10:00 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q13</link><description><![CDATA[thank you suckersklub! <br/><br/>There was another one where someone asked why it is &quot;these data&quot; if data is the plural from Latin, but not &quot;these spaghetti&quot; if spaghetti is the plural from Italian.<br/><br/>In English there can be two types of nouns, count nouns and mass nouns. Some languages, like Korean, do not have this distinction.<br/> Count nouns include words like dogs, boxes, and websites. Other nouns are mass nouns; you would never say &quot;drink these waters&quot; or &quot;I did those homeworks last night.&quot;<br/><br/>Spaghetti was assimilated into English as a mass noun, and so saying &quot;these spaghetti&quot; would be like saying &quot;you can sit on those furnitures.&quot;<br/><br/><br/>As an aside, if anyone actually read that entire comment, maybe we could exchange numbers, meet up for dinner, something...]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Matoogs @ 10/17/2007 9:56:26 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q12</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/l/38674/1/#q11"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>larknet</b> : My Mom pulled this blunder many years ago and we will never let her forget it.  The phrase &quot;Talk to the hand&quot; was popular and someone said something to my Mom.  She put her hand up and said &quot;Don't talk to the hand&quot;.  We all just cracked up.</i></div>My mom once tried to say &quot;booyeah&quot; but she said &quot;bouillon&quot; instead. She hasn't lived it down yet :D<br/><br/>Things never end well when moms try to use &quot;cool&quot; phrases.<br/><br/>/hijack]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[larknet @ 10/17/2007 9:44:07 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q11</link><description><![CDATA[My Mom pulled this blunder many years ago and we will never let her forget it.  The phrase &quot;Talk to the hand&quot; was popular and someone said something to my Mom.  She put her hand up and said &quot;Don't talk to the hand&quot;.  We all just cracked up.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[tundramonkey @ 10/17/2007 8:31:21 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q10</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/l/38674/1/#q8"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>dollyllama</b>&#160;:&#160;The one that I have heard most recently that makes my skin crawl is &quot;orientated&quot;.  No, it's oriented or orientation, not a combination of the two.</i></div>Oh, and how it drives me up the wall!  I've heard newscasters say 'orientated' - it makes me so mad!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[pocksucket @ 10/17/2007 8:22:51 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q9</link><description><![CDATA[Was that an attempt at subliminal messaging in the tags.<br/><br/>Didn't work...<br/><br/>*must upvote*<br/><br/>Damn!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[dollyllama @ 10/17/2007 8:21:08 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q8</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i><br/><i>ask</i> vs. <i>aks</i><br/>The latter comes way easier, because the tounge is almost in the right position for <i>s</i> after <i>k</i> anyway, and the plosive even pushes it forward the last bit.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>OK, some are plain stupid.</i></div>It's &quot;a lot&quot; easier, not &quot;way&quot; easier (and <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/alot.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">a lot</a>, is not one word). :D<br/><br/>The one that I have heard most recently that makes my skin crawl is &quot;orientated&quot;.  No, it's oriented or orientation, not a combination of the two.<br/><br/>Here's a list that's a bit more <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html#errors" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">comprehensive</a> (and perhaps annoying).]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[tundramonkey @ 10/17/2007 8:11:24 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q7</link><description><![CDATA['Excetera' drives me nuts!  So does 'skedule' instead of s<i>ch</i>edule.  <br/><br/>I want to poke my eyes out when I see these common verbal errors in written form.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[punthe @ 10/17/2007 7:55:31 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q6</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><a class="page-dull td" href="/education/l/38674/1/#q5"><b>&laquo;</b></a>&nbsp;<i><b>queenofhearts</b>&#160;:&#160;I can't stand it when I hear someone say &quot;supposably&quot; I practically have to hold back from going &quot;SUPPOS<i>ED</i>LY!!&quot; Its just a random pet peeve of mine.</i></div>I concur! It is really irritating. I'm a grammar freak, though. But, I still make mistakes too. That's probably why I usually don't say anything.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[queenofhearts @ 10/17/2007 7:53:36 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q5</link><description><![CDATA[I can't stand it when I hear someone say &quot;supposably&quot; I  have to hold myself back from going &quot;SUPPOS<i>ED</i>LY!!&quot; Its just a random pet peeve of mine.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[punthe @ 10/17/2007 7:44:55 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q4</link><description><![CDATA[You Americans make me laugh with your mispronunciation. Know what I'm talking aboot? lol]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[suckersklub @ 10/17/2007 6:26:35 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q3</link><description><![CDATA[Many of those examples are not specifically American, but simply due to phonemic assimilation or elision, which normally occurs in more or less complex consonant clusters. Try it yourself:<br/><br/><i>ask</i> vs. <i>aks</i><br/>The latter comes way easier, because the tounge is almost in the right position for <i>s</i> after <i>k</i> anyway, and the plosive even pushes it forward the last bit.<br/><br/><i>cavalry</i> vs. <i>calvary</i><br/>Same here: The first makes you twist your tongue, but if you just move the <i>l</i> to the beginning, you create a shortcut between <i>v</i> and <i>r</i>.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>OK, some are plain stupid.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[sholom22 @ 10/17/2007 6:01:44 PM]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/education/l/38674/1/rss0_91.rss#q2</link><description><![CDATA[I will admit I probably pronounced every other word incorrectly]]></description></item></channel></rss>