Our favorite state's educational system in action Posted: 6 months ago by moe
Did you know that:

A) Mountain Dew prevents pregnancy
B) Drinking bleach kills HIV
C) Smoking dope also prevents pregnancy

The kids in FLORIDA know!
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Posted: 6 months ago by maven:
Sadly enough, I doubt this ignorance is confined to Florida. And GOOD for them for actually monitoring this and doing something about it!

For more scary 'myths' resulting from Abstinence only teaching: Abstinence Only is not the answer!
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Posted: 6 months ago by Killerbean:
Drinking bleach?!?! That's a joke right ... no one can be stupid enough to try that.
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Posted: 6 months ago by Bornbad:
Bartender...Clorox on the rocks.
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Posted: 6 months ago by Bandit:
Drinking bleach DOES kill HIV...

Unfortunately it kills YOU as WELL.
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Posted: 6 months ago by hypersapien:
« Killerbean : Drinking bleach?!?! That's a joke right ... no one can be stupid enough to try that.
Let x = stupidity of the average teenager
Let y = stupidity of florida
Let z = stupidity of abstinence-only sex education

Now imagine (x*y)^z

Drinking bleach is well within the projected estimate.
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Posted: 6 months ago by eLJay:
We had some pretty wild myths when I was a kid. But these one win the prize! That is really sad! Do the parents not talk to the kids? If they do, do the kids NOT believe their parents? I am honest with my kids. I don't sugar coat anything that is important. They get the facts they need--as appropriate to their age. I'll say it again, this is very sad.
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Posted: 6 months ago by trushafty38:
I thought smoking weed cuts down on your sperm count!

brb gotta tend to the ten kids i have.
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Posted: 6 months ago by Matoogs:
A recent survey [Who conducted this survey?] that found some [How many is some?] Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers [Who specifically?] to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey [Source?] showed that Florida teens also believe [Unanimously? If not how many?] that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers [Again, lawmakers is extremely broad] said the myths are spreading because of Florida's abstinence-only sex education [Do they cite any sources?], Local 6 reported.

They are proposing a bill that would require a more comprehensive approach, the report [Report? What report?] said.

It would still require teaching abstinence but students would also learn about condoms and other methods of birth control and disease prevention.

The bill just passed its first vote in a committee [What committee?], Local 6 reported.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

D-

See me after class.


I'm not making a case against the content here, I just really hate crappy journalism.
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Posted: 6 months ago by restlesschicken:
« eLJay : We had some pretty wild myths when I was a kid. But these one win the prize! That is really sad! Do the parents not talk to the kids?
where do you think the myths come from?
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Posted: 6 months ago by badbud:
All I can do is cross my fingers that catholic schools in BFE pennsylvania will do a better job...OMG!


WHERE IS MY XANAX!!!
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Posted: 6 months ago by chinook:
« badbud : All I can do is cross my fingers that catholic schools in BFE pennsylvania will do a better job...OMG!


WHERE IS MY XANAX!!!
I went to a Catholic school for 13 years. I never believed some of these outrageous things. Nobody I knew did, though I remember one kid who thought that if you counted to infinity you'd explode.
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Posted: 6 months ago by PulsisX:
« Bandit : Drinking bleach DOES kill HIV...

Unfortunately it kills YOU as WELL.
To quote the Dead Milkmen

They say that bleach keeps you young
because people that drink it never get old.
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Posted: 6 months ago by ieldanth:
« Bandit : Drinking bleach DOES kill HIV...

Unfortunately it kills YOU as WELL.
Was going to say that that particular myth is technically true.
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Posted: 6 months ago by maven:
« badbud : All I can do is cross my fingers that catholic schools in BFE pennsylvania will do a better job...OMG!


WHERE IS MY XANAX!!!
I trust that you will fill in any details the school system overlooks. It's a nurse thing, right?
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Posted: 6 months ago by larknet:
« chinook : I went to a Catholic school for 13 years. I never believed some of these outrageous things. Nobody I knew did, though I remember one kid who thought that if you counted to infinity you'd explode.
1,740,452,533, 1,740,452,534, 1,740,452,535... geez this is taking a long time... *BOOM*
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Posted: 6 months ago by orfnerwerdna:
*EDIT*
orfnerwerdna: Sorry about all of the blank comments. My computer had a minor heart attack, but it's still alive.


(Please don't downvote him because of the blank comments, it would be a bit mean.)
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Posted: 6 months ago by orfnerwerdna:
« orfnerwerdna : Sorry about all of the blank comments. My computer had a minor heart attack, but it's still alive.
*EDIT*
That's ok... your fish is really cute.
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Posted: 6 months ago by orfnerwerdna:

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