New forum game. You answer the "why do you hate ___?" question from the post above and then leave a new "why do you hate ____?" question for the next person.

For example. I post "Why do you hate condoms?" and the next person is required to answer that. After they answer that they leave a new "why do you hate" question for the next person.

So...


Why do you hate condoms?

Because in the passion of the moment, it's irritating to have to stop everything and put the damn thing on.


Why do you hate CNN?

Because I'm not afraid of everything but they keep trying to make me. I also like real news, not sensationalism.

Why do you hate oversize SUV's?

Because of all the usual reasons and I can't see past them on the highway.


Why do you hate getting out of bed?

Because I totally have morning wood and kids are walking around the house and now I have to like carry a towel in front of the area as I head to the shower, but s**t there's no towel in here so I will have to be super fast and hope no one sees me and I don't stub it into anything.


Why do you hate Cap'n Crunch?

Cos I don't know what they are. And like any good citizen, I fear what I don't know!

Why do you hate American Idol?

Because it's a glorified karaoke contest, and it sucks the passion right out of someone that could otherwise be a successful artist by removing everything they think is good and replacing it with everything that will make them more popular in the eyes of big money record labels and spent pop stars.

Why do you hate springtime?

Because up here, it cycles between cold and hot from day to day. It's virtually impossible to know how to dress. It's almost freakin June and it's still cold outside! Gah.


Why do you hate McDonald's?

"Supersize Me."

why do you hate breasts?

Because they're objectified by modern society, and because the people who show theirs off the most usually have fake ones.

Why do you hate cosmetic plastic surgery?

Because it's so f**king fake. Be proud of who you are and flaunt what you have. I'd take a woman with mosquito bite tits over fakies any day, a woman with wrinkles over stretched skins.




Why do you hate tequila?

Because they're all round and soft and there's all different shapes and sizes and when you're on the beach you can see loads of tanned ones and they are just fuggin BRILLIANT!

Oh, why I hate them?! I have nothing....

Why do you hate monkeys?

Damn double post and I was too late for the breast question. I'm off to bed....

Haha, doggy is too slow.

So the question stands, why do you hate tequila?

Maybe this double post thing is contageous?

I hate Tequila because it makes me do strange and regrettable things. It once made me wake up naked in a telephone box hugging an unknown man 120 miles away from where I'd started drinking

Why do you hate monkeys?

They are plotting my demise.

Why do you hate wearing pants?

Chafing. Nuff said.

Why do you hate gummy bears?

Because magic and mystery is a part of their history, and they're keeping the secret to Gummy Berri Juice. Those f**king Gummy Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere. High adventure that's beyond compare, I hate the f**king Gummy Bears.

Why do you hate Geroge W Bush?

Because he's got a really stupid name. Seriously, who names their kid "Geroge?"


Why do you hate Disney?

Because they killed Bambi's Mom, and Mufasa.
The b*****ds!

Why do you hate Goths?