Because I am forever wanting to pick them off and create scars.

Why do you hate crossed eyes?

Because you should cross your "T"s. "I"s should be dotted.

Why do you hate air conditioning?

gives me a headache if i do it for too long!

why do you hate double sided tape?

*edit* damn got there before me sooo

i hate air conditioning when it gets too cold and cant figure out how to chage the setting
(naughty in answering 2)

why do you hate double sided tape? again :p

Because it always sticks to my fingers instead of the thing I am trying to stick it to, and by the time I get the thing stuck onto the object I am trying to double sticky tape the tape has lost its stickiness!

Why do you hate myspace?

Because it's where attention whores go compete with one another, probably the most immature collection of people on the internet. I swear I get dumber every time I visit myspace. I can't believe some of the things I see there, how do you think it's a good idea to say something that stupid, permanently recorded on the internet, next to a picture of yourself? Idiots.

Why do you hate push mowers?

Because it brought the human race to an entirely new level of ignorance and idiocy.

Because I don't have a lawn.

Why do you hate fluorescent lights?

Bat out of Hell II: Back into Hell....'nuf said...

Because they hurt my eyes.

Why do you hate Plime?

Because I should really be working right now.

Why do you hate marbles?

Because I always keep losing them! (had to be said)

Why do you hate being early?

Because it means less sleep.

Why do you hate donating blood?

I only hate it when I am turned down because of a lack of iron in my blood. That totally stinks and makes me sad.

Why do you hate shoulder pads?

Because I have a swimmer's build and shoulder pads make me look like I'm trying out for the Dallas Cowboys...and NOT the cheerleading squad!

Why do you hate gorgeous summer days?

Because they make me want to do nothing else apart from laze in the sun.

Why do you hate Christmas?

Because I can't get down a road or a shopping aisle without some lunatic trying to run me over.

Why do you hate coca cola?

Because it's full of sugar and s**t that's bad for you and it stands for all that I hate about commercialism and capitalism.

Plus, it's owned by Osama Bin Laden's family.

Why do you hate Buffalo?

Because it is sometimes tough and gamey. Wait, you mean the CITY, Buffalo. Well, because it is tough and gamey.

Why do you hate the ocean?

The place: nothing to do.
The animal: smelly.

Why do you hate puppies?

Because everyone's always slobbering all over them, completely ignoring the fact that they will quickly grow up into large, nasty, noisy, expensive, destructive, and incredibly dependent and useless animals.


Why do you hate kittens?