I m just curious, what do you guys think of the new mummy movie, The Mummy 3 with Jet Li.

I didn't like the Mummy 1 or 2 but i love Jet Li

Excuse me, but WTF?

I've seen The Mummy 1 and 2 so will watch this 3rd one.

I think Yummy Mummy is the greatest cereal that was ever made. Normally I don't even like marshmallows in muh cereal, but in the case of Yummy Mummy I make an exception.

If Jet Li showed up and was all like "Dammit, you can't eat them, them are Mummy cerealz an I'm tha new Mummy!"

I'd be all like; "Fuck you Jet Li. I kicked your butt once and I'll do it again."

"You didn't kick my butt," he would say, "I kicked your butt."

And I'll be all like; "Yeah right Jet Li, you couldn't kick my butt if your leg was equipped with an automatic butt-kicking machine that was designed specifically and exclusively for the purpose of kicking butts without fail. Last time you tried to kick my butt you ended up over-extending your kick which resulted in a rolling of your hip and planted your foot into your own butt. Then I smacked you around for a while and tea bagged your eyeballs."

And he'd be like; "Oh yeah, now I remember. Sorry, I thought you wuz someone else."

And I'd say; "Damn right you did. Hey, do you want some of the marshmallows from my Yummy Mummy cereal? I prefer thuh other stuff to the marshmallows."

And he'd be like; "I really wish you wouldn't eat Yummy Mummy cereal. I'm thuh new Mummy you know?"

And I'd be like; "Shut up, Jet Li. Just shut up."

Then we'd play Super Monkey Ball for a few hours and he would go home cause his mom called him back for lunch. She's making Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches and he invites me to come but I decline, cause I just don't give a fuck about Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches... Though they are kind of good....

Especially on toast.

Does this series of movies confuse the brits?

I think Brendan Fraiser saying Abominable Snowmen in the commercial is quite amusing.....I don't now why, just his tone of voice I guess.

Bikkity boondoggle win-wan won!

Whew--I've been wanting to get that out for a while.

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I'll bet this would confuse Americans.

There's not a single homosexual in it.

That was long and content free. TLDR!

My initial reaction to the trailer was to wonder what other ideas were rejected in favor of this one on the grounds that they were too lame. Then I realized that in a world where movies are made about chihuahuas, something as lame as this is sure to go.

The only way that I would go see Mummy 3 is if someone paid me to go and see it.

To that end, I am hereby setting up the "Send The Bloody Bunny To See The Mummy" fund. If you want me to see the movie, please contribute. I am now accepting Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal.

Well I am confused, mission accomplished.