<1>Posted: 4 months ago by veronla21: I m just curious, what do you guys think of the new mummy movie, The Mummy 3 with Jet Li. Score: [-] 57 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by veronla21: I didn't like the Mummy 1 or 2 but i love Jet Li Score: [-] 1 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by suckersklub: Excuse me, but WTF? Score: [-] 59 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by AutumnLotus: I've seen The Mummy 1 and 2 so will watch this 3rd one. Score: [-] 70 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp: I think Yummy Mummy is the greatest cereal that was ever made. Normally I don't even like marshmallows in muh cereal, but in the case of Yummy Mummy I make an exception.
If Jet Li showed up and was all like "Dammit, you can't eat them, them are Mummy cerealz an I'm tha new Mummy!"
I'd be all like; "Fuck you Jet Li. I kicked your butt once and I'll do it again."
"You didn't kick my butt," he would say, "I kicked your butt."
And I'll be all like; "Yeah right Jet Li, you couldn't kick my butt if your leg was equipped with an automatic butt-kicking machine that was designed specifically and exclusively for the purpose of kicking butts without fail. Last time you tried to kick my butt you ended up over-extending your kick which resulted in a rolling of your hip and planted your foot into your own butt. Then I smacked you around for a while and tea bagged your eyeballs."
And he'd be like; "Oh yeah, now I remember. Sorry, I thought you wuz someone else."
And I'd say; "Damn right you did. Hey, do you want some of the marshmallows from my Yummy Mummy cereal? I prefer thuh other stuff to the marshmallows."
And he'd be like; "I really wish you wouldn't eat Yummy Mummy cereal. I'm thuh new Mummy you know?"
And I'd be like; "Shut up, Jet Li. Just shut up."
Then we'd play Super Monkey Ball for a few hours and he would go home cause his mom called him back for lunch. She's making Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches and he invites me to come but I decline, cause I just don't give a fuck about Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches... Though they are kind of good....
Especially on toast. Score: [-] 194 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by Budski:
Score: [-] 111 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp: Does this series of movies confuse the brits? Score: [-] 72 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by Mewhitenoise: I think Brendan Fraiser saying Abominable Snowmen in the commercial is quite amusing.....I don't now why, just his tone of voice I guess. Score: [-] 39 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by maven: Bikkity boondoggle win-wan won!
Whew--I've been wanting to get that out for a while. Score: [-] 39 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by doggylives:
«dOntEAtpOOp : Does this series of movies confuse the brits?
No Score: [-] 39 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
There's not a single homosexual in it. Score: [-] 157 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by xenity7:
«dOntEAtpOOp : I think Yummy Mummy is the greatest cereal that was ever made. Normally I don't even like marshmallows in muh cereal, but in the case of Yummy Mummy I make an exception.
If Jet Li showed up and was all like "Dammit, you can't eat them, them are Mummy cerealz an I'm tha new Mummy!"
I'd be all like; "Fuck you Jet Li. I kicked your butt once and I'll do it again."
"You didn't kick my butt," he would say, "I kicked your butt."
And I'll be all like; "Yeah right Jet Li, you couldn't kick my butt if your leg was equipped with an automatic butt-kicking machine that was designed specifically and exclusively for the purpose of kicking butts without fail. Last time you tried to kick my butt you ended up over-extending your kick which resulted in a rolling of your hip and planted your foot into your own butt. Then I smacked you around for a while and tea bagged your eyeballs."
And he'd be like; "Oh yeah, now I remember. Sorry, I thought you wuz someone else."
And I'd say; "Damn right you did. Hey, do you want some of the marshmallows from my Yummy Mummy cereal? I prefer thuh other stuff to the marshmallows."
And he'd be like; "I really wish you wouldn't eat Yummy Mummy cereal. I'm thuh new Mummy you know?"
And I'd be like; "Shut up, Jet Li. Just shut up."
Then we'd play Super Monkey Ball for a few hours and he would go home cause his mom called him back for lunch. She's making Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches and he invites me to come but I decline, cause I just don't give a fuck about Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches... Though they are kind of good....
Especially on toast.
That was long and content free. TLDR! Score: [-] 0 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by ReBoot: My initial reaction to the trailer was to wonder what other ideas were rejected in favor of this one on the grounds that they were too lame. Then I realized that in a world where movies are made about chihuahuas, something as lame as this is sure to go.
The only way that I would go see Mummy 3 is if someone paid me to go and see it.
To that end, I am hereby setting up the "Send The Bloody Bunny To See The Mummy" fund. If you want me to see the movie, please contribute. I am now accepting Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal. Score: [-] 53 [+]. Posted: 4 months ago by gammerus:
«pocksucket : I'll bet this would confuse Americans.
There's not a single homosexual in it.
Well I am confused, mission accomplished. Score: [-] 41 [+]. <1>