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gammerus @ 7/29/2008 3:11:19 PM

« pocksucket : I'll bet this would confuse Americans.

There's not a single homosexual in it.

Well I am confused, mission accomplished.

ReBoot @ 7/29/2008 3:03:47 PM

My initial reaction to the trailer was to wonder what other ideas were rejected in favor of this one on the grounds that they were too lame. Then I realized that in a world where movies are made about chihuahuas, something as lame as this is sure to go.

The only way that I would go see Mummy 3 is if someone paid me to go and see it.

To that end, I am hereby setting up the "Send The Bloody Bunny To See The Mummy" fund. If you want me to see the movie, please contribute. I am now accepting Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal.

xenity7 @ 7/29/2008 2:21:11 PM

« dOntEAtpOOp : I think Yummy Mummy is the greatest cereal that was ever made. Normally I don't even like marshmallows in muh cereal, but in the case of Yummy Mummy I make an exception.

If Jet Li showed up and was all like "Dammit, you can't eat them, them are Mummy cerealz an I'm tha new Mummy!"

I'd be all like; "Fuck you Jet Li. I kicked your butt once and I'll do it again."

"You didn't kick my butt," he would say, "I kicked your butt."

And I'll be all like; "Yeah right Jet Li, you couldn't kick my butt if your leg was equipped with an automatic butt-kicking machine that was designed specifically and exclusively for the purpose of kicking butts without fail. Last time you tried to kick my butt you ended up over-extending your kick which resulted in a rolling of your hip and planted your foot into your own butt. Then I smacked you around for a while and tea bagged your eyeballs."

And he'd be like; "Oh yeah, now I remember. Sorry, I thought you wuz someone else."

And I'd say; "Damn right you did. Hey, do you want some of the marshmallows from my Yummy Mummy cereal? I prefer thuh other stuff to the marshmallows."

And he'd be like; "I really wish you wouldn't eat Yummy Mummy cereal. I'm thuh new Mummy you know?"

And I'd be like; "Shut up, Jet Li. Just shut up."

Then we'd play Super Monkey Ball for a few hours and he would go home cause his mom called him back for lunch. She's making Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches and he invites me to come but I decline, cause I just don't give a fuck about Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches... Though they are kind of good....

Especially on toast.

That was long and content free. TLDR!

pocksucket @ 7/27/2008 6:32:50 AM

« dOntEAtpOOp : Oh.

I'll bet this would confuse Americans.

There's not a single homosexual in it.

dOntEAtpOOp @ 7/26/2008 2:34:19 PM

« doggylives : No

Oh.

doggylives @ 7/26/2008 2:33:54 PM

« dOntEAtpOOp : Does this series of movies confuse the brits?

maven @ 7/26/2008 2:08:02 PM

Bikkity boondoggle win-wan won!

Whew--I've been wanting to get that out for a while.

Mewhitenoise @ 7/26/2008 12:55:03 PM

I think Brendan Fraiser saying Abominable Snowmen in the commercial is quite amusing.....I don't now why, just his tone of voice I guess.

dOntEAtpOOp @ 7/26/2008 12:13:22 PM

Does this series of movies confuse the brits?

Budski @ 7/25/2008 2:04:46 PM

dOntEAtpOOp @ 7/25/2008 1:40:08 PM

I think Yummy Mummy is the greatest cereal that was ever made. Normally I don't even like marshmallows in muh cereal, but in the case of Yummy Mummy I make an exception.

If Jet Li showed up and was all like "Dammit, you can't eat them, them are Mummy cerealz an I'm tha new Mummy!"

I'd be all like; "Fuck you Jet Li. I kicked your butt once and I'll do it again."

"You didn't kick my butt," he would say, "I kicked your butt."

And I'll be all like; "Yeah right Jet Li, you couldn't kick my butt if your leg was equipped with an automatic butt-kicking machine that was designed specifically and exclusively for the purpose of kicking butts without fail. Last time you tried to kick my butt you ended up over-extending your kick which resulted in a rolling of your hip and planted your foot into your own butt. Then I smacked you around for a while and tea bagged your eyeballs."

And he'd be like; "Oh yeah, now I remember. Sorry, I thought you wuz someone else."

And I'd say; "Damn right you did. Hey, do you want some of the marshmallows from my Yummy Mummy cereal? I prefer thuh other stuff to the marshmallows."

And he'd be like; "I really wish you wouldn't eat Yummy Mummy cereal. I'm thuh new Mummy you know?"

And I'd be like; "Shut up, Jet Li. Just shut up."

Then we'd play Super Monkey Ball for a few hours and he would go home cause his mom called him back for lunch. She's making Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches and he invites me to come but I decline, cause I just don't give a fuck about Peanut Butter and Jelly sammiches... Though they are kind of good....

Especially on toast.

AutumnLotus @ 7/25/2008 10:04:06 AM

I've seen The Mummy 1 and 2 so will watch this 3rd one.

suckersklub @ 7/25/2008 10:02:16 AM

Excuse me, but WTF?

veronla21 @ 7/25/2008 10:00:10 AM

I didn't like the Mummy 1 or 2 but i love Jet Li

veronla21 @ 7/25/2008 9:59:22 AM

I m just curious, what do you guys think of the new mummy movie, The Mummy 3 with Jet Li.