I wanna hear them all. I'll start: Chuck Norrisdoesn't sleep. He waits.

There's a link somewhere on here under the classic internet category. They're pretty much all on there. And there all right here

There's only one thing I can say about Chuck Norris; Big Boss would kick his a**.

Chuck Norris? That bearded past-it? What about Jack Bauer?

I believe this chuck norris fact clears that up: "Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds."

Chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.

Some of my favorites...

-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice...

-Chuck Norris is one eigth Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestory- the man ate an Indian.

-Origonally, the weapon with two bars joined by a short chain was called the nunberry. No one ever did find out what happened to Berry.

-Chuck Norris CAN make a rock so heavy even he can not lift it, and then he lifts it anyway, because he is Chuck Norris.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Something strange happens when you Google Chuck Norris.

That is hilarious!

If you misspell Chuck Norris' name in Google it doesn't say 'Did you mean Chuck Norris?' instead it says 'Run while you still can'

Hey guys!!! DEP gave you the link. COuld we kill this thread before I climb a clock tower somewhere!?!?!?!

I know that I am sinking pretty low to dig up this old thread, but me and my partner at work have been having fun creating new Chuck Norris factoids. Here a a few originals mixed with some funny ones from his book.

Did you know that when you look up Chuck Norris in the dictionary the dictionary kicks your butt.

Chuck Norris can kill a man simply by flexing his left butt cheek.

Chuck Norris can play any musical instrument that he wants. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't play.

A man once stabbed Chuck Norris. The knife bled to death.

I ask you to forgive me in advance for this last one.....

Ah forget it. I can't bring my self to do it.

Do it.

Ok. But only because of the overwhelming forcefulness of your demands!

Chuck Norris has such a large penis that it has its own penis. The penis on Chuck Norris' penis is big enough that it has its own penis. The penis on the penis of Chuck Norris' penis is bigger than your penis.

If nothing else I am glad to see this thread brought back to the main page because of the FAF theme on most of the avatars. Chuck Norris is pretty badass too.

Please tell me if you get this, because this is such a niche joke:

Chuck Norris invented Barrens chat.

I got it.

This is what I originally wanted the thread to be like: People telling Chuck Norris facts; not just having the website and that's it. Good on ya, Mr. P!

I'm proud...tonight I'll make that special dish you've been wanting me to make....that's right, Chef Boyardee Beefaroni. ;)

LMAO That is classic.

Anyways, behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin... just another fist.