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 Stuff God Hates
Stuff God Hates
The Almighty created the universe and, by and large, did a good job of it. But there's some things that even He dislikes - nay, hates - so He has decided to record them on this blog. picked by TheStep 3 months ago
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 browntrout
3 months ago
Interesting but a rather harsh "parody?"
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 doggylives
3 months ago
The foreskin one is not only fuggin funny but a really good point. (From a believers perspective) why did God make foreskins then tell people to cut them off again. If it was such a good idea not to have one just don't make em in the first place!

Shame there's only 4 things at the moment, I can think of loads. Gay people, People who have sex out of marriage, people who do stuff on Sundays, people who don't pray enough, people who pray the wrong way,people who don't believe he's there (well, some proof would be nice), people who worship anything or anyone but him.

Wow, God needs to chillax!

A couple of weeks in Cancun ought to do it.

**edit** Kinda harsh that this has been downvoted. Meh, I guess it didn't fit in with someones religious beliefs.
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 blurmore
3 months ago
Yeah...I want my foreskin back...but I don't cry myself to sleep over it at night. My dad was cut, I didn't even realize penises were any other way until I was a teenager and then I just thought those people were freaks. (shows the extent of my relgious education up to that point). We had both of my boys cut too. My guess is guys that are cut are more likely to get oral so yay for being cut. I know my own wife would be like "ewww" if she had to deal with a foreskin. I think in the long run cut men have at least the potential to go longer in bed as their penises are less sensitive, so yeah...maybe God is a chick, and this is her retribution for vaginal tearing in childbirth and hemerhoids, as well as an extra kick in the stamina when getting the kitty scratched.
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 DerAlt
3 months ago
Um, thanks for sharing.
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 doggylives
3 months ago
« blurmore : Yeah...I want my foreskin back...but I don't cry myself to sleep over it at night. My dad was cut, I didn't even realize penises were any other way until I was a teenager and then I just thought those people were freaks. (shows the extent of my relgious education up to that point). We had both of my boys cut too. My guess is guys that are cut are more likely to get oral so yay for being cut. I know my own wife would be like "ewww" if she had to deal with a foreskin. I think in the long run cut men have at least the potential to go longer in bed as their penises are less sensitive, so yeah...maybe God is a chick, and this is her retribution for vaginal tearing in childbirth and hemerhoids, as well as an extra kick in the stamina when getting the kitty scratched.
TMI!!!
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