And in other predictable train wreck news, Lindsay "Casey Jones" Lohan was cited for DUI and was slightly injured when she hit a curb.

World leaders across the globe stopped whatever they were doing to hang their heads and cry. President Bush hailed the event, as it caused 45 minutes of global peace while we all wept.

Note to gentle reader: Slight exaggerations may apply. picked by Moe 1 year ago

HQ Pictures included picked by ahcmon 2 years ago

Lindsay Lohan does the same stupid blow the cameras a kiss deal everytime she is photographed picked by revad 2 years ago

I Know Who Killed Me has won eight Razzies . Previously the dishonour of the highest number of Golden Rasberry Awards was jointly held by John Travolta/L Ron Hubbard craptacular Battlefield Earth and plotless nip-fest Showgirls. Lindsay Lohan plays two roles in the film, and so has been doubly rewarded for her troubles. Eddie Murphy, meanwhile, has become the first actor in the awards' 28 y... read full post picked by Pocksucket 9 months ago

Lindsay Lohan’s publicist has fired back at the mother of a young fan after the 40-something New Yorker alleged the Mean Girls star was driving drunk after a Hollywood party. picked by HeavyLoad 2 years ago

It seems that she has scars on her wrists and she is covering them up to hide them... picked by speedracer 2 years ago

Please read it all the way to the end. Priceless. Who needs to stay awake during English class when you're rich and famous? picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago

"Lindsay Lohan posed nude for a photo shoot with legendary photographer Bert Stern. Bert recreated an iconic photo shoot he did with Marilyn Monroe 46 years ago for New York magazine. Why choose Lindsay Lohan? Besides her "depth" (i.e. sweater cannons), Bert found similarities between the two actresses..."

Freckles… Freckles as far as the eye can see!
NSFW... duh picked by ImNotBlue 9 months ago

Included are mean messages to Paris Hilton, behind-the-scenes photos and other bad, bad materisl The hacker promises to post all this info on a website. picked by punthe 2 years ago

Actress Lindsay Lohan's publicist fired back at the media on Thursday, saying journalists had crossed a line by mocking a heartfelt letter the screen star wrote following director Robert Altman's death last week. picked by teaya21 2 years ago

Just in case you didn't know. picked by tiffany 1 year ago

At Les Deux yesterday, in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan was wearing this see through top with no bra on. picked by crystak 2 years ago

First of many checkins, I predict picked by jaxomlotus 2 years ago

As punishment for DUI...cool picked by moe 10 months ago

According to multiple law enforcement sources, Lindsay Lohan was really loaded and a bit happy on the pixie dust when she crashed her Mercedes before entering rehab. picked by unglued 1 year ago

Someone posted this flier on the gate of Paris Hilton’s Hollywood home yesterday afternoon. They got the breed wrong, though. I’m pretty sure Lindsay has a little English Cockhound in her. picked by gratheo 1 year ago

Her latist ramblling leter is even wurs than her ferst one. picked by jaxomlotus 2 years ago

Lindsay Lohan would like to make the move to London. She loves Notting Hill for its cool shops and restaurants. She says she and her beau Harry Morton would fit in great there. picked by musicgirldani 2 years ago

She stopped when she noticed the cameras. But what exactly was she doing? picked by musicgirldani 2 years ago

“It’s far-fetched that Lindsay was there. She was working all night on the movie set of ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ until 5 a.m. What kind of friends are these that are not supporting her sobriety?” picked by gossipguy 2 years ago