What? SuperWimp gets arrested for kicking the paparazzi (and throwing a lunchbox at them) and Richard Gere could be arrested for kissing and Indian celebrity in India?

What is the world coming to?

What is the root of so much evil in our role models?

When are we ever going to see the end of these dastardly deeds, these tremendous transgressions, these ... these ... words fail me. (Almost.)

You think that's something?

I heard a fire broke out at a florist's shop, and when firefighters arrived on the scene, Hugh Grant shoved them all out of the way, grabbed the fire hose and put out the fire himself!

When asked why he did it, he said, "Only Hugh can prevent florist fires."

Such a public-spirited guy, doing his thing, risk his neck for florists, I wonder what changed him into such a violent person.

(Btw, I can just picture him with that long face, trembling lower jaw, giving himself up at the local copshop...)

That was truly horrible. Yet I can't stop giggling... Hugh are a pun master!