I see the author was obviously exposed to Mexican Barbie-dolls in a science fair, resulting in some serious anti-Mexican feelings getting hardwired into his brain.

This is obviously the kind of damage that a certain school board (elsewhere on plime today) wants to avoid by banning the discussion of various colours of barbie dolls.

I asked him a question but all he said was "no comprende"

You have to speak in Spanglish.

iTs because dey eat mucho burrito, yes i am mexican praise me