<rss version="0.91"><channel><title>Jesus vs. Elvis : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Jesus vs. Elvis : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/</link><description></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Elvis]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/46462/1/</link><description><![CDATA[The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA['Confirmed' Elvis Sightings]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/21290/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Yup, he's still alive and well, and his secret is no more. These are sightings of The King himself. Apparently.<br/><br/>For more sightings, see <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.elvissightingbulletinboard.com/SightingLog.shtml" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this</a>.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48030/1/</link><description><![CDATA[TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.<br/>TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned!  When TOO CLOSE to fire!  TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!<br/><br/>*Probably NSFW*]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus Christ action figures]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/16949/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Elvis Week at Graceland - Associated Content]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34990/1/</link><description><![CDATA[What's the big deal with Elvis, Graceland and Elvis Week? Watch as I brave the crowds to find out.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25120/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Holographic Jesus ..]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/58493/1/</link><description><![CDATA[An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Historic remix of Elvis Presley's 'A Little Less Conversation']]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/48179/1/</link><description><![CDATA[- More career milestones for 'The King of Rock and Roll(TM)' 25 years after his death, he now has more No. 1 singles in the UK than the Beatles -<br/><br/>New York - Recognized worldwide as the most influential figure in music and pop culture, Elvis Presley has achieved another career milestone with his latest No. 1 single which comes 25 years after his death. Presley's &quot;A Little Less Conversation,&quot; remixed by progressive DJ JXL, has reached No. 1 in the UK giving &quot;The King of Rock and Roll(TM)&quot; more No. 1 singles than any artist in the history of the UK, including the beloved Beatles (18 to 17). RCA/BMG is set to release the remix as a commercial single in the United States on June 25th, kicking off an even larger Elvis campaign culminating in the release of ELV1S 30 #1 HITS.  (for the rest...<a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/cgi/news/release?id=87056" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">of the story</a>)]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rare Elvis scripts destroyed as Malibu burns]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39523/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Priceless Elvis Presley scripts and memorabila have been destroyed in the Malibu fires which are now hitting almost one million people.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Can you see Jesus Part II]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41660/1/</link><description><![CDATA[An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Elvis was the gipsy King, says traveller magazine]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/68254/1/</link><description><![CDATA[It was designed to dispel myths about the travelling community. But a magazine which claims that Elvis was a gipsy is simply peddling more, critics say.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60333/1/</link><description><![CDATA[As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.<br/><br/>But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/6637/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Someone is so going to hell for this one.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14226/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong.  So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later?]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus vs. Republican Jesus]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/41247/1/</link><description><![CDATA[[insert opinion below]]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus talking head]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/52644/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Twist Jesus' talking head and your prayers are no longer ignored!<br/><br/>Don't click the post if offended by sacrilegious humor!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[New Jesus film puts race into religion]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/4693/1/</link><description><![CDATA[A new film covering the last two days of Jesus' life is aiming to stir up a new debate about popular representations of Christ by depicting him as black. Furthermore, the film suggests that the persecution suffered by Jesus may have been racially motivated.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59085/1/</link><description><![CDATA[As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-10990" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Picture source</a>]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus may owe the IRS some money]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/25371/1/</link><description><![CDATA[The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses &#8212; paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives&#8217; names.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parents Upset Over Jesus Vs. Santa Handout]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/48423/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Parents in Irasburg, Vt., said a teacher crossed the line between church and state when he gave out a handout entitled, &quot;Why Jesus is Better than Santa Claus.&quot;]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Holy Elvis Impersonator!]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/38544/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Romanian-born Antonio Petrescu believes you can worship God and Elvis at the same time: as a Catholic priest and Elvis Presley impersonator, he finds his spiritual inspiration in the late rock legend.]]></description></item></channel></rss>