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 Smurfs mark 50th birthday with more women
Smurfs mark 50th birthday with more women
Envisaged as secondary characters for a single cartoon album, the blue gnomes widely known as the Smurfs will celebrate their 50th anniversary this year with a movie deal and an invasion of new female characters. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago
tags smurfs 50th birthday women blue gnomes Schtroumpfs
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 misswink...
11 months ago
They say the smurfs are as tall as three apples. But they live in mushrooms. I always saw that as a problem. Mushrooms don't grow that big, do they? And wouldn't that make it really easy for Gargamel to find them?

Anyway, I love the Smurfs. And they do need more ladies. My perverted child mind thought some pretty gross things with only Smurfette in that whole village.
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 gammerus
11 months ago
« misswinkle : 
Anyway, I love the Smurfs. And they do need more ladies. My perverted child mind thought some pretty gross things with only Smurfette in that whole village.
Indeed
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 dAvBOb
11 months ago
It's about time Smurfette was getting a bit past her best
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 Pocksuck...
11 months ago
« misswinkle : My perverted child mind thought some pretty gross things with only Smurfette in that whole village.
What is it with apples as a measurement of height? Hello Kitty is the height of five shiny apples.

But anyway, that took me rushing back to about 1993, and what would technically be the first spam I got in that it was an unsolicited email. Wasn't trying to sell anything though.

Anyway, it was titled "Why are Smurfs blue?" and was a lengthy diatribe about a Smurf orgy.

What amazed me most was not the corruption of a children's standard, but just how long it went on.

And of course I couldn't just leave it there, m'fellow Plimates, I knew that I had to bring this piece of unadulterated (and very bizarre) filth.

And here it is.

There should be no doubts in your mind that this is NSFW.
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 misswink...
11 months ago
That was sheer perfection. I always knew Papa Smurf had it going on.
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 Muppetma...
11 months ago
« misswinkle : That was sheer perfection. I always knew Papa Smurf had it going on.
ALL THINGS SMURF!

HERE!
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 donteatp...
11 months ago
NSW

<a href='http://www.plime.com/redir.p?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oRnHnhdp_c' class='plime' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'><b>flash video</b></a>

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 gammerus
11 months ago
« Pocksucket: And here it is.
That was disturbing.
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 roarkmei...
11 months ago
« misswinkle : They say the smurfs are as tall as three apples. But they live in mushrooms. I always saw that as a problem. Mushrooms don't grow that big, do they? And wouldn't that make it really easy for Gargamel to find them?

Anyway, I love the Smurfs. And they do need more ladies. My perverted child mind thought some pretty gross things with only Smurfette in that whole village.
Wow. That is creepy now that you point that out. Major orgy.
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 Muppetma...
11 months ago
What I think we are all missing here is that Smurfs reproduce A-Sexually. The only reason why there is a Smurfette is because Gargamel created her to destroy the Smurf community, but Poppa Smurf used powerful magic and saved the day be transforming her into a good Smurf.
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 breex243
11 months ago
« Muppetmaker : What I think we are all missing here is that Smurfs reproduce A-Sexually. The only reason why there is a Smurfette is because Gargamel created her to destroy the Smurf community, but Poppa Smurf used powerful magic and saved the day be transforming her into a good Smurf.
it's the 15th of january, shouldn't you have been crushed by a stray plane engine by now?
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 Muppetma...
11 months ago
« breex243 : it's the 15th of january, shouldn't you have been crushed by a stray plane engine by now?
I dont get it...
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 breex243
11 months ago
« Muppetmaker : I dont get it...
http://imdb.com/title/tt0246578/quotes
second quote.

(thought you were a Donnie Darko fan)
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 Muppetma...
11 months ago
« breex243 : http://imdb.com/title/tt0246578/quotes
second quote.

(thought you were a Donnie Darko fan)
Have yet to see it...

*ducks*
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 breex243
11 months ago
« Muppetmaker : Have yet to see it...

*ducks*
well, i've yet to experience the muppet movies or fraggle rock. (although I do have one book about fraggles and a giant radish or something like that)
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