plime.com : entertainment : College Porn In Real Life

This week's optional theme for news links is Good news. Learn more...

What would actually happen after the cheesy line is delivered that generally brings on the hot sex. (SFW, unless your Boss can read fine smaller font.) picked by muppetmaker 11 months ago

tags College SEx Porno Funny Real Life

471

quote edit #1

comments (5)

edit history (0)

< 1 >

32	Pocksuck...

11 months ago

Reality:
I kind of assume this is what actually happens in sororities.

Me too. And I would respectfully request that no-one attempts to disabuse me of this notion.

Thank you for your indulgence.

139

quote #2

chez

11 months ago

man they forgot this part:

Porn:
Pizza guy: Anyone order pizza?
Big tittied girl: oooh does it have extra meat?
*sex*

Reality:
Pizza guy: Anyone order pizza?
Big tittied girl: I haven't eaten for a week oh s**t. *checks couch..and cleavage..for loose change*

quote #3

16	blurmore

11 months ago

Situation 3 & 4 are classic...although situation 4 actually works...if you have the right pharma.

quote #4

13	bunnysut...

11 months ago

Cindi: Oh. That makes sense and is an appropriate extra credit assignment for the course.

Noooo one says that. Not in porn or reality.

oh ph*k would be appropriate in either situation.

quote #5

About Plime

Plime is an editable wiki community where users can add and edit weird and interesting links. Users earn karma when other users vote on their actions. The more karma you have, the more power you have at Plime.

syndication

4	naughtio...

11 months ago

I liked...

Paul: Could I just have sex with you instead?
Professor Mandy: (sues Paul)

followed by : ..and Paul learns a valuable lesson that he would have already known if he spent less than 16 hours each day on porn, pot and video games.

Cheers.

quote #6

+ add a comment

< 1 >