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Posted: 11 months ago by Pocksucket:
Reality:
I kind of assume this is what actually happens in sororities.
Me too. And I would respectfully request that no-one attempts to disabuse me of this notion.
Thank you for your indulgence.
Score: [-] 139 [+].
Posted: 11 months ago by chez:
man they forgot this part:
Porn:
Pizza guy: Anyone order pizza?
Big tittied girl: oooh does it have extra meat?
*sex*
Reality:
Pizza guy: Anyone order pizza?
Big tittied girl: I haven't eaten for a week oh s**t. *checks couch..and cleavage..for loose change*
Score: [-] 72 [+].
Posted: 11 months ago by blurmore:
Situation 3 & 4 are classic...although situation 4 actually works...if you have the right pharma.
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Posted: 11 months ago by bunnysutra:
Cindi: Oh. That makes sense and is an appropriate extra credit assignment for the course.
Noooo one says that. Not in porn or reality.
oh ph*k would be appropriate in either situation.
Score: [-] 15 [+].
Posted: 11 months ago by naughtiousmaximus:
I liked...
Paul: Could I just have sex with you instead?
Professor Mandy: (sues Paul)
followed by : ..and Paul learns a valuable lesson that he would have already known if he spent less than 16 hours each day on porn, pot and video games.
Cheers.
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