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Posted: 10 months ago by keroberos32:
I don't know why, but this one made me laugh:
This former Republican Congressman from Texas once called openly gay Democratic representative Barney Frank, “Barney Fag” and when asked about his name, he took another unwarranted swipe at Frank’s sexual orientation: “Yes, I am d**k Army. And if there is a real d**k army, Barney Frank would want to join up.” Being an a*****e to a fellow Congressman? That’s a real d**k!
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Posted: 10 months ago by larknet:
Hey! My name is Richard and I didn't make the list. I was even named after d**k Van Dykes son's character on his show. You know, Richie Rosebud Petry.
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Posted: 10 months ago by SholoM22:
reminds me of a joke:
A young man named Penis Van Lesbian walked into the office of a Hollywood agent with his resume and portfolio in hand. "You have the very obvious good looks and excellent demeanor of an actor," said the agent. "Tell me, have you had any roles that I might be aware of?"
"No sir" said the handsome young man.
"I dare say I know the reason why, with a name like yours," said the agent. "That's not a name that will go far in Hollywood. I'd love to represent you, but you'll have to change your name."
"Sir," the very handsome actor protested, "My family has carried this name for generations and I will NOT change it for Hollywood or for any other reason."
"If you won't change your name, then I cannot represent you, young man," said the agent.
"Then I bid you a fond farewell -- my name will NOT change. "With that, Penis Van Lesbian left the agent's office, never to return.
Five years later, the agent received a letter. When he opened it, a check fell out. He looked at the check. It was for $50,000! He read the letter:
Dear Sir:
Several years ago, I entered your office determined to become an actor. You refused to represent me unless I changed my name. I objected, saying the Penis Van Lesbian name had been carried for generations and I left your office. I chanced to reconsider my hastiness and after considerable reflection, I decided to heed your advice and change my name. Now, I am a famous actor with many roles and known to millions, worldwide. I owe you a debt of gratitude, so please accept this check with my humble
thanks, for it was your idea which has brought me such fame and fortune.
Very Sincerely Yours,
d**k Van Dyke
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Posted: 10 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
This is awesome, leo. You should totally post this on Digg and see if those guys like it too.
Oh wait... it's already been posted over there. Strange how they beat you to it by only an hour and a half.
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Posted: 10 months ago by buddha:
Richard Nixon may have been a d**k, but he did more for this country than the duche bag running it now and his "d**k" partner.
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Posted: 10 months ago by SholoM22:
« dOntEAtpOOp : This is awesome, leo. You should totally post this on Digg and see if those guys like it too.
Oh wait... it's already been posted over there. Strange how they beat you to it by only an hour and a half. Try to find an article on Plime that hasn't been posted on Digg. I'll be damned if the my last wasn't on Digg already.
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Posted: 10 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
« SholoM22:Try to find an article on Plime that hasn't been posted on Digg. I'll be damned if the my last wasn't on Digg already. This particular user scours digg for every post he makes on plime; all details of the posts are identicle right down to the headline and description.
It's understandable that this sort of thing will occassionally happen, but not every single post.
That aside, your most recent posts are 'news', which makes it even more likely and understandable that it will be on a multitude of sites.
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Posted: 10 months ago by leopoldogolba:
so, every post in plime cannot be in digg, hummmmm, is it offical?
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Posted: 10 months ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
« leopoldogolba:so, every post in plime cannot be in digg, hummmmm, is it offical? We've talked about about this already, leopold. Are you just going to act like it's the first time everytime?
The issue is not that this was also on digg, the issue is that every aspect of this post; from the hheadline to the description is word for word identicle to what is on digg. The other issue is that everythign you post comes directly from digg in the same mannor.
You're the one that asked me to point it out when I noticed it.
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Posted: 10 months ago by roarkmeister:
« buddha : Richard Nixon may have been a d**k, but he did more for this country than the duche bag running it now and his "d**k" partner. What are you talking about? He opened trade with China and sent the economy down the s**tter!
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Posted: 10 months ago by buddha:
« roarkmeister : What are you talking about? He opened trade with China and sent the economy down the s**tter! No, He opened trade with China, got us out of Vietnam and Ford and Carter put the economy in the s**tter.
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