<rss version="0.91"><channel><title>Spoonful: Cream : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Spoonful: Cream : RSS 0.91</title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/</link><description></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Spoonful: Cream]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/48711/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Inspired by Plimate craziesean. Thanx, bud.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA['Hands Off' Anti-Masturbatory Cream]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/63852/1/</link><description><![CDATA[<div class='qp pad d'><i>handzoff antimasturbatory cream 	5 oz. of soothing anti-masturbation cream. Keep applying until you get relief. Coconut, buttermilk, vanilla bean scent.</i></div>I'm honestly not making this stuff up.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satan's Ice Cream Truck]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/53631/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Sinister music attracts goth ice cream enthusiasts.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Easy Ice Cream Sandwiches]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/20959/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Original recipe yield:<br/>12 ice cream sandwiches<br/>PREP TIME 20 Min<br/>COOK TIME 10 Min<br/>READY IN 1 Hr]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[One word of advice unless you want to eat raw horse meat ice-cream don't order the Basashi Aisu]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/8706/1/</link><description><![CDATA[How does a nice crab or sea urchin ice cream sound, or perhaps squid flavored.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Good Humor + Pedigree = Doggie Ice Cream]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/2868/1/</link><description><![CDATA[For your lactose-intolerant pet, the ice cream will have only 1% lactose, extra protein and sugar free.  No word yet on the flavors.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bacteria for better ice cream ]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/science/l/1892/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Rare microbes found at poles make ice cream and artifical snow better.  Santa Claus unavailable for comment.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[FREE Coldstone Icrecream TODAY!!!! 5pm -8pm]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/582/1/</link><description><![CDATA[5th Annual World&#8217;s Largest Ice Cream Social at participating Cold Stone Creamery locations nationwide, a special night to join together and share the simple pleasures of life with a FREE ice cream, family activities and good-natured fun. Search our site for a location near you. On September 28th from 5:00 - 8:00pm, guests will be treated to a serving of Cole&#8217;s Creation*. In exchange for the free Creation, customers are encouraged to make donations to benefit the Make-A-Wish Foundation.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Soy sauce for ice cream]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/34081/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Since early this year, Yamakawa Jozo, a soy sauce brewery based in Gifu prefecture, has been selling a type of Tamari soy sauce specially designed for use on ice cream.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hemorrhoid cream not for the face.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/2543/1/</link><description><![CDATA[They actually had to issue a public warning for this.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ice cream helps fertility]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/11883/1/</link><description><![CDATA[In case you were wondering.<br/>Now some people wont feel so guilty about eating it.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[&quot;Mom! Whats for Dessert?&quot;]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/47329/1/</link><description><![CDATA[&quot;Uranium Ice cream of course!&quot;]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Unhappy?  Grab some Ice-Cream.]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/35504/1/</link><description><![CDATA[&quot;Employing voice stress analysis of the user&#8217;s answers to specific questions, varying degrees of unhappiness are measured and the counteractive quantity of ice cream is dispensed: The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream you need.&quot;]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Green substance not pistachio ice cream]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/2796/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Woman tries to smuggle contraband to inmate.<br/><br/>I always crave mint chocolate chip, myself.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[31 Flavors of Death]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/80285/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Interesting story about Omar Ali Khan and his horror <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.zibahkhana.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">movie</a> which is Pakistan's <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2007/08/11/nosplit/bfzombie111.xml" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">first</a> high-definition video <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887973/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">film</a>. From his creation of Pakistan's first ice cream store for adults to his foray into the <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0887973/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">movie</a> business, his is a fascinating <a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1632168,00.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">story</a>.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dairy Creates Wine-Flavored Ice Cream]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/14196/1/</link><description><![CDATA[There's Ala Port Wine, Peachy White Zinfandel and Red Raspberry Chardonnay. I'll have a double scoop, please.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stephen Colbert's Ice Cream Named......]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/10828/1/</link><description><![CDATA[I'm kindof disappointed. No &quot;Big Scoops of Balls.&quot; Or anything cool like that. Whatevs.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woman tricked into sex by penis cream treatment]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/sex/l/18408/1/</link><description><![CDATA[An airline pilot purportedly tricked a schoolteacher into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis.]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Finally My Arbonne Nutrimin C RE9 Eye Cream Has Arrived!]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/9376/1/</link><description><![CDATA[]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[im a little lad who loves berries and cream!]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/17100/1/</link><description><![CDATA[this is a funny commercial!!!!]]></description></item><item><title><![CDATA[Denton police say man stole enhancement cream]]></title><link>http://www.plime.com/weird/l/80683/1/</link><description><![CDATA[Then the officer watched as the suspect walked to the store's toy section and exposed himself twice in the Barbie Doll aisle.]]></description></item></channel></rss>