London Scientology Protest Threatens to Turn Violent over Tom Cruise Assault Posted: 2 years ago by buddha
The protest almost became violent as Tom Cruise, visiting London for a future film project, exited the church and began taunting the demonstrators. Police intervened after one of the demonstrators lunged forward, grabbing Cruise by the throat and shouting, "The multiplying villainies of Xenu do swarm upon him!"
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Posted: 2 years ago by Pocksucket:
The article itself wasn't all that, but the comments were what made it for me.

Freedom of speech combined with Web2.0 is a wonderful thing.
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Posted: 2 years ago by monolithdigital:
yes. though the article seems more like tabloid journalism, its also pretty unbelievable. It's made to sound as if the apocalypse is coming and tom cruise is standing at the gates of hell ready to battle the predator with a machete
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Posted: 2 years ago by rambler:
« Pocksucket : The article itself wasn't all that, but the comments were what made it for me.

Freedom of speech combined with Web2.0 is a wonderful thing.
You are so right, and it can be an extremely comic thing too. Amazing how worked-up some people get about this sort of stuff.

The article itself is unlikely to win any literary awards, or any awards, period.
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Posted: 2 years ago by buddha:
« rambler : You are so right, and it can be an extremely comic thing too. Amazing how worked-up some people get about this sort of stuff.

The article itself is unlikely to win any literary awards, or any awards, period.
The article is fake news, like the onion. It's all done for the humor, or lack thereof
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Posted: 2 years ago by Lighioana:
This is fake.
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Posted: 2 years ago by Kurt311c:
tabloids have been around since newspapers and probably before then... the web and fake articles are a given... being able to recognize is the important part

*edit- this is definitely a real article! crazies!!!
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Posted: 2 years ago by buddha:
« Kurt311c : tabloids have been around since newspapers and probably before then... the web and fake articles are a given... being able to recognize is the important part

*edit- this is definitely a real article! crazies!!!
I put it in humor for a reason, read the disclaimer at the bottom:
"Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious."

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