Biblical curses Posted: 7 months ago by doggylives
Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to "I was speechless!" misery with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering put-downs as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints.
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Posted: 7 months ago by osiris12:
O that thou wouldest be mocked by eunuchs, O ye armpit of Satan!
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Posted: 7 months ago by eLJay:
May you be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath, O ye sad Pharisee!
I am laughing out loud for real, and my son is right beside me doing the same! HAHAHAHAHA.
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Posted: 7 months ago by doggylives:
Hear this, O thou exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
Errrr ok!
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Posted: 7 months ago by melgesevad:
« doggylives : Hear this, O thou exceedingly foolish virgin, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!
Errrr ok! Is that in the Bible? I wasn't aware.
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Posted: 7 months ago by jestor:
« melgesevad : Is that in the Bible? I wasn't aware. They just take biblical-sounding words and string them together in humorous combinations...
I would assume that it is a rather simple sentence-building algorithm which draws from a bank of archaic words. It would be more amusing if not for the repetition.
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Posted: 7 months ago by doggylives:
« jestor : They just take biblical-sounding words and string them together in humorous combinations...
I would assume that it is a rather simple sentence-building algorithm which draws from a bank of archaic words. It would be more amusing if not for the repetition. Errrrr you managed to make something pretty funny and just supposed to be a bit of fun sound horribly geeky.
Do you refer to a good old session in the sack as as "the male and female duality of biology and reproduction" too?
**edit** Just re-read this and realized it sounded pretty rude, just wanted to say it was meant as a light-hearted comment and not in the way it sounds. Phew
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