How about women running in their high heels.. when chased by murderers? Take your shoes off for god's sake!]]>
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;-)Where would she be without her makeup.]]>
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The hero's midsection is indestructable. It can withstand hits from pipes, kicks, and bullets to shoulders do not affect mobility, but knife cuts to the midsection can put him down and require a large blood soaked bandage.]]>
When receiving morse code, only a few letters are needed to explain a complicated message.]]>
Any male can be defeated by simply kicking him between the legs (they never know how to block that area either).
Even when scared out of your mind you still remember your friends/parents/teachers phone number.
Hot girls always have big breasts (Conversely girls without big breasts are never hot).]]>
Even in the most dangerous of places, your mascara will not run.
And speaking of running, you can run at top speed in high heels.]]>
Diesel-powered 18-wheeler trucks are frequently driven by criminals who usually perish when the trucks drive over the edge of a cliff and vanish in hydrogen bomb-like explosions. The surviving hero (/heroine) can be found clinging to the only bit of scraggly shrub growing out of the cliff-face. This bit of vegetation usually joins the truck at the bottom of the cliff just as the hero struggles over the dge onto the top.]]>