Jesus talking head
Jesus talking head
Twist Jesus' talking head and your prayers are no longer ignored!

Don't click the post if offended by sacrilegious humor! picked by doggylives 9 months ago
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 Scary Baby Jesus
Scary Baby Jesus
A website created by the Southern Baptist Convention with a reeeaaallly creepy Baby Jesus head that follows your mouse. They have a gift shop too, to traumatize you even more while reminding you of how to be a good Christian. picked by TheAnt314 3 months ago
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 Talking Jesus Doll
Talking Jesus Doll
He's been pulling your strings for so long - now you can pull his! picked by gratheo 3 months ago
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 Jesus Christ action figures
Jesus Christ action figures
Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church. picked by Wasabi 2 years ago
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 Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.
Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.
TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth. TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned! When TOO CLOSE to fire! TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is... read full post picked by 2manyusernames 11 months ago
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 Fungus having sex on your head, say boffins
Fungus having sex on your head, say boffins
First, researchers grew enough fungus to give dandruff to 10 million people. Next, they sequenced its genes. Then they found out that not only does an icky fungus live on your head and cause dandruff - but it could be having sex. On your head. Right now. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago
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 Artist offers his head for shrinking
Artist offers his head for shrinking
A British children's book writer and artist has offered his own head to replace a collection of shrunken heads that a museum may return to South America. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago
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 AHHH! Larvae take up residence on man's head
AHHH! Larvae take up residence on man's head
One doctor thought the bleeding, strange bumps on Aaron Dallas' head might have been a gnat bite. A specialist thought it was shingles. Then the bumps started to move. It turns out five bot fly larvae were living on Dallas' head, near the top of his skull. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago
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 Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.
Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.
Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago
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 Holographic Jesus ..
Holographic Jesus ..
Holographic Jesus .. picked by sasdssdas 1 year ago
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 Jesus vs. Republican Jesus
Jesus vs. Republican Jesus
[insert opinion below] picked by suckersklub 1 year ago
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 Can you see Jesus Part II
Can you see Jesus Part II
An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary. picked by aclister 1 year ago
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 Jesus vs. Elvis
Jesus vs. Elvis
The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)... picked by mitzuzake 11 months ago
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 Exploding Head Syndrome
Exploding Head Syndrome
This happens to me at least once a month. picked by gnikgnok 2 years ago
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 New Jesus film puts race into religion
New Jesus film puts race into religion
A new film covering the last two days of Jesus' life is aiming to stir up a new debate about popular representations of Christ by depicting him as black. Furthermore, the film suggests that the persecution suffered by Jesus may have been racially motivated. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago
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 Erotic Jesus Sparks Mass-Debate
Erotic Jesus Sparks Mass-Debate
"I don't see any blasphemy here," he said, gesturing at a Crucifixion picture showing a soldier simultaneously beating Jesus and holding his genitals. "People can imagine what they want to."

Kudos and an upvote for anyone who can deliver me the picture in question. picked by doggylives 8 months ago
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 Horse gets head stuck in a tree
Horse gets head stuck in a tree
The young philly got stuck when she wedged her head between separate sections of the trunk. picked by suebe 2 months ago
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 Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong
Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong
This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later. picked by misswinkle 12 months ago
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 Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers
Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers
As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.

But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago
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 Human Head Found In Attic.
Human Head Found In Attic.
A human head found an attic when remodleing.
P.S. This was near where I live. picked by zulublue42 5 months ago
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 Jesus Rocks! You Suck!
Jesus Rocks! You Suck!
HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS <beep> ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A <beep> <beep> QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING <beep> DUMB! SCREW YOU!

complete, uncensored version at link picked by 2manyusernames 9 months ago
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