Jesus Rocks! You Suck!
Jesus Rocks! You Suck!
HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS <beep> ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A <beep> <beep> QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING <beep> DUMB! SCREW YOU!

complete, uncensored version at link picked by 2manyusernames 5 months ago
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 Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.
Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.
TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth. TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned! When TOO CLOSE to fire! TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is... read full post picked by 2manyusernames 7 months ago
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 Jesus Christ action figures
Jesus Christ action figures
Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church. picked by Wasabi 1 year ago
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 these rocks rock
these rocks rock
Rocks are rocks, but in certain cases, some are famous picked by wildminou 10 months ago
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 Someone is so going to hell for this one.
Someone is so going to hell for this one.
Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later? picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago
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 Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O'Reilly
Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O'Reilly
Now that is an inspired domain name! They are dedicated to the dissemination of information that exposes Bill O'Reilly for what he is: an ego-driven, biased individual who spreads fear, hate and misunderstanding. picked by 2manyusernames 5 months ago
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 Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.
Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.
Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event. picked by tomphoolry 2 years ago
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 Jesus case before Kenyan court
Jesus case before Kenyan court
A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.

Me thinks they miss the point just a bit. picked by buddha 12 months ago
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 What did Jesus Really Look Like?
What did Jesus Really Look Like?
Nowhere in the New Testament is Jesus described, nor have any drawings of him ever been uncovered. There is the additional problem of having neither a skeleton nor other bodily remains to probe for DNA. In the absence of evidence, our images of Jesus have been left to the imagination of artists. picked by muppet 4 months ago
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 Jesus vs. Republican Jesus
Jesus vs. Republican Jesus
[insert opinion below] picked by suckersklub 10 months ago
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 Kathy Griffin's Jesus remark cut from Emmy show
Kathy Griffin's Jesus remark cut from Emmy show
Kathy Griffin is outspoken, and her comments about Jesus were deemed "offensive." picked by punthe 11 months ago
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 Jesus talking head
Jesus talking head
Twist Jesus' talking head and your prayers are no longer ignored!

Don't click the post if offended by sacrilegious humor! picked by doggylives 6 months ago
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 Mineral ages show Blue Mountain rocks related to Klamath, Sierra Nevadas
Mineral ages show Blue Mountain rocks related to Klamath, Sierra Nevadas
New evidence, based on mineral dating, suggests that rocks of the Blue Mountains, the oldest geological formation in Oregon, may have been derived from the Klamath and Sierra Nevada mountain chains, University of Oregon researchers report. picked by AutumnLotus 10 months ago
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 New Jesus film puts race into religion
New Jesus film puts race into religion
A new film covering the last two days of Jesus' life is aiming to stir up a new debate about popular representations of Christ by depicting him as black. Furthermore, the film suggests that the persecution suffered by Jesus may have been racially motivated. picked by tlovesd 2 years ago
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 Halloween Jesus Dress Up
Halloween Jesus Dress Up
Happy Halloween everybody! Now you can dress up Jesus in a variety of scary costumes just by dragging the items to him with your mouse. They'll snap right into place! Then you can start over again by clicking the RESET button. picked by misswinkle 10 months ago
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 Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling
Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling
As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. Picture source picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago
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 Executive fired for not being &quot;Down with Jesus&quot;.
Executive fired for not being "Down with Jesus".
Former executive claims Meguiar's Inc. told him he was "robbing this company of the blessing of God by not being on your knees and on fire for Jesus." picked by Hoosker 2 years ago
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 Jesus may owe the IRS some money
Jesus may owe the IRS some money
The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses — paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives’ names. picked by kissmenow 1 year ago
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 Can you see Jesus Part II
Can you see Jesus Part II
An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary. picked by aclister 9 months ago
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 Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window
Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window
An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago
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 Jesus is Hitler
Jesus is Hitler
i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh
Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza
possibly NSFW picked by spocksmyhomeboy 1 year ago
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