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Jesus Rocks! You Suck!

HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING DUMB! SCREW YOU!

complete, uncensored version at link

Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.

TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.
TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned! When TOO CLOSE to fire! TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!

*Probably NSFW*

Jesus Christ action figures

Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.

these rocks rock

Rocks are rocks, but in certain cases, some are famous

Someone is so going to hell for this one.

Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later?

Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O'Reilly

Now that is an inspired domain name! They are dedicated to the dissemination of information that exposes Bill O'Reilly for what he is: an ego-driven, biased individual who spreads fear, hate and misunderstanding.

Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.

Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.

Jesus case before Kenyan court

A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.

Me thinks they miss the point just a bit.

Halloween Jesus Dress Up

Happy Halloween everybody! Now you can dress up Jesus in a variety of scary costumes just by dragging the items to him with your mouse. They'll snap right into place! Then you can start over again by clicking the RESET button.

Man sees Jesus on hospital ceiling

As Pope Benedict XVI spends time in New York, a local hospital is getting attention for a water mark on the ceiling some think looks like Jesus. Picture source

Executive fired for not being "Down with Jesus".

Former executive claims Meguiar's Inc. told him he was "robbing this company of the blessing of God by not being on your knees and on fire for Jesus."

Jesus may owe the IRS some money

The Miami-based preacher who has basked in international attention since declaring himself the second coming of Jesus Christ has used charitable donations to his ministry for personal expenses — paying $144,000 a year in alimony to his first wife and buying property in his and his relatives’ names.

Can you see Jesus Part II

An American eBayer has auctioned off a week-old pancake for $338, claiming it contains images of Jesus and Mary.

Image of Jesus appears in Hospital Window

An unexplained image in a hospital prayer garden window moved some people to tears and drew groups of people to a hallway before vanishing, according to witnesses. A crowd inside the Florida Hospital Medical Complex in Orlando snapped photos of the image apparently showing the profile of Jesus Christ crying.

Jesus is Hitler

i'm not trying to offend people but this made me laugh

Both Jesus and Hitler enjoy pineapple on their pizza

possibly NSFW

Rocks reveal oldest known jellyfish fossils

The oldest known fossils of jellyfish have been found in rocks in Utah that are more than 500 million years old. The fossils are an unusual discovery because soft-bodied creatures, such as jellyfish, rarely survive in the fossil record, unlike animals with hard shells or bones.

"Sorry Rocks" regularly returned to Uluru

At least one package a day containing rocks arrives at Uluru. The rocks, stones and pebbles were all taken by tourists as souvenirs, but are returned for a variety reasons, 25% of them from people believing they had been cursed for their initial indiscretion.

Jesus goes to a porn convention

what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted.

Jesus vs. Elvis

The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...

Jesus is for capital punishment

"if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, ‘This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency’.”

Jesus Moth News

On August 25, 2008, Kirk Harper, a man from Texas, found a moth with an image of Jesus on a recreational vehicle.