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Jesus Rocks! You Suck!

HELLO MY NAME IS DAN AND JESUS ROCKS! IF YOU HATE JESUS YOU'RE PROBABLY A QUEER WHO'S GOING TO HELL FOR BEING DUMB! SCREW YOU!

complete, uncensored version at link

Jesus has returned and His name is Ted.

TED Jesus Christ GOD is TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING of JESUS and CHRIST and JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD to WORLD Earth.
TED NEVER had plucked eyebrows or shaven them and DID get TOO CLOSE to fire and these were burned ACCIDENTALLY and is WHY left eyebrow looks less and was burned! When TOO CLOSE to fire! TED has WARNED TEDians and this is a nuclear war to HUGE NUCLEAR WAR is EMINENT even now how looking!

*Probably NSFW*

Jesus Christ action figures

Weird but way cool Jesus action figures! Biker Jesus, Rodeo Jesus, Football Jesus and more. I should buy this and take them to church.

these rocks rock

Rocks are rocks, but in certain cases, some are famous

Someone is so going to hell for this one.

Jesus sings an uplifting song in this video. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. So why am I still chuckling ten minutes later?

Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O'Reilly

Now that is an inspired domain name! They are dedicated to the dissemination of information that exposes Bill O'Reilly for what he is: an ego-driven, biased individual who spreads fear, hate and misunderstanding.

Bloody Jesus parade float called too graphic.

Deemed inappropriate for a holiday fun-time event.

Jesus case before Kenyan court

A group called Friends of Jesus is seeking to clear the name of Jesus Christ.

Me thinks they miss the point just a bit.

Jesus goes to a porn convention

what you read, while this is NSFW cause it does have naughty bits (not provided by Jesus) but nothing hugely perverted.

Jesus vs. Elvis

The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Hail Mary, full of grace(land)...

Jesus is for capital punishment

"if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, ‘This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency’.”

Jesus Moth News

On August 25, 2008, Kirk Harper, a man from Texas, found a moth with an image of Jesus on a recreational vehicle.

Parents Upset Over Jesus Vs. Santa Handout

Parents in Irasburg, Vt., said a teacher crossed the line between church and state when he gave out a handout entitled, "Why Jesus is Better than Santa Claus."

Erotic Jesus Sparks Mass-Debate

"I don't see any blasphemy here," he said, gesturing at a Crucifixion picture showing a soldier simultaneously beating Jesus and holding his genitals. "People can imagine what they want to."

Kudos and an upvote for anyone who can deliver me the picture in question.

Mineral ages show Blue Mountain rocks related to Klamath, Sierra Nevadas

New evidence, based on mineral dating, suggests that rocks of the Blue Mountains, the oldest geological formation in Oregon, may have been derived from the Klamath and Sierra Nevada mountain chains, University of Oregon researchers report.

Face of Jesus appears on cider bottle to amazement of pub drinkers

As miracles go, it is hardly in the same league as turning water into wine.

But Michael Cartwright was still pretty impressed when Jesus appeared in the foil wrapping of his cider bottle down at the pub.

Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong

This undergarment will remind anyone who is tempted to fornicate to not forsake the Baby Jesus... He is watching, always watching. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.

Jesus of the week

A site with your favorite Jesus pictures updated weekly.

Holographic Jesus ..

The Grave of Jesus Christ - in Japan

Harei village, Shingo, Japan, is said to be the grave of Jesus when he died in the village after escaping Roman persecutors in Golgotha, Israel. According to the myth, in Japan his job was as a carpenter and he made his own cross for the grave at the age of 107.

What did Jesus Really Look Like?

Nowhere in the New Testament is Jesus described, nor have any drawings of him ever been uncovered. There is the additional problem of having neither a skeleton nor other bodily remains to probe for DNA. In the absence of evidence, our images of Jesus have been left to the imagination of artists.